Where in the Name of L. Ron is Katie Holmes?

1/14/2008 11:15 AM PST
Scientolomom Katie Holmes appeared on "Live with Regis and Kelly" this morning, but as anyone who's seen the show will tell you, she looked like anything but Katie Holmes. Oh, Dawson!

Sources who worked with Katie for years tell TMZ that bubble-bobbed Katie is "barely recognizable" as the same person who married Suri's father in 2006, and that she "has completely changed." Indeed, if her spot on "Regis" today is any indication, it looks like she has morphed into some type of Scientolobotomized version of herself. She's "clear" all right -- of her former self! Hopefully, she's getting a lot of mad money!

TMZ also spotted Katie and her first husband at the Carlyle Hotel yesterday with their little princess, expressionless and unnerved by the surrounding pap crush.