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Artie Lange -- How to Pick Up a Hot Waitress

Posted Jan 15th 2008 1:06PM by TMZ Staff

Artie Lange gave onlookers lessons on how to pick up one of the hot Las Vegas cocktail waitresses ... just sit and stare with your tongue out.
Artie Lange
TMZ snapped this photo of Artie from "The Howard Stern Show" inside the Luxor Hotel and Casino this weekend, at the exact moment his tongue fell out of his face while staring at this hot young server. No word on if she accepted his dinner invitation.

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1. All I have to say is ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Posted at 10:14PM on Feb 4th 2008 by angopionion

2. this would have made for a great video wtf

Posted at 8:01PM on Feb 16th 2008 by drew

3. He looks so sleezy. But then, something tells me that chick is used to it.

Posted at 6:52PM on Feb 18th 2008 by Fern

4. Thanks for the good post very interesting

Posted at 11:17AM on Mar 15th 2008 by RedFox

5. Arty has turned into a human piece of Garbage,And stern is allowing it to unfold......I don't know who I think less of.

Posted at 10:01PM on Mar 28th 2008 by BowelZowel

6. PUKING AS I TYPE......WHAAT THE EFFFFFFFFFFFF DO U THINK WE WANT TO SEE THIS PIG FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted at 1:51PM on Jan 15th 2008 by TRACKER

7. First...Artie eats anymore he's going to explode

Posted at 1:57PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Bob A Booey

8.
I just love Artie to death but he really needs Dana back in his life!

Posted at 1:56PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Lo

9. Fiyah!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:59PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Fatty

10. Poor thing...she probably had to change into a gold bikini and get chained up next to that jabba.

Posted at 1:59PM on Jan 15th 2008 by lol

11. Puke

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 15th 2008 by B

12. Hey now! I love Artie!

Posted at 2:00PM on Jan 15th 2008 by holly

13. Right, yeah, like some beautiful young thing would be caught dead hanging around with Michael Moore's doppleganger. Ew, please!

Posted at 6:58PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Louisdpdl

14. STERN AND ARTIE RULE!!!!!!

Posted at 2:09PM on Jan 15th 2008 by king of all media fan

15. Who says that 90 lb waitresses are hot?????? You can see her friggen spine!! Ewwww.........and to make this pic even more gross, you have a fat disgusting slob drooling!!! Couldn't get much worse than this!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:10PM on Jan 15th 2008 by melissaGilbertAZ

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