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Artie Lange -- How to Pick Up a Hot Waitress

Posted Jan 15th 2008 1:06PM by TMZ Staff

Artie Lange gave onlookers lessons on how to pick up one of the hot Las Vegas cocktail waitresses ... just sit and stare with your tongue out.
Artie Lange
TMZ snapped this photo of Artie from "The Howard Stern Show" inside the Luxor Hotel and Casino this weekend, at the exact moment his tongue fell out of his face while staring at this hot young server. No word on if she accepted his dinner invitation.

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1. PUKING AS I TYPE......WHAAT THE EFFFFFFFFFFFF DO U THINK WE WANT TO SEE THIS PIG FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted at 1:51PM on Jan 15th 2008 by TRACKER

2.
I just love Artie to death but he really needs Dana back in his life!

Posted at 1:56PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Lo

3. First...Artie eats anymore he's going to explode

Posted at 1:57PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Bob A Booey

4. Poor thing...she probably had to change into a gold bikini and get chained up next to that jabba.

Posted at 1:59PM on Jan 15th 2008 by lol

5. Fiyah!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:59PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Fatty

6. Hey now! I love Artie!

Posted at 2:00PM on Jan 15th 2008 by holly

7. STERN AND ARTIE RULE!!!!!!

Posted at 2:09PM on Jan 15th 2008 by king of all media fan

8. Who says that 90 lb waitresses are hot?????? You can see her friggen spine!! Ewwww.........and to make this pic even more gross, you have a fat disgusting slob drooling!!! Couldn't get much worse than this!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:10PM on Jan 15th 2008 by melissaGilbertAZ

9. Love Artie, but the guy is a disaster. He needs to join overeaters-alcoholics-narcotics-gamblers anonymous. He doesn't want to do therapy, but he needs it as much as Britney! (he is going to end up dead, sorry to say)

Posted at 2:12PM on Jan 15th 2008 by sheesh

10. Yeah, he's really let himself go. I would have done him around the time of "Beer Run" (featuring Maddie Corman) but now, hell to tha no!

Posted at 2:14PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Barkley, p.r. dog

11. Artie needs to be cleaned up with a fire hose at point blank range...phew, I can smell him from here.

Posted at 2:15PM on Jan 15th 2008 by agent smith

12. Jabba the Hut and princess lea

Posted at 2:16PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Buster

13. Finally, Lindsay Lohan found something she is good at...cocktail waitress. If she can get the drink to the table without polishing it off, she'll do fine.

Posted at 2:20PM on Jan 15th 2008 by My 2ยข

14. i thought this guy was dead? no

Posted at 2:20PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Jon

15. !# for the 2008 dead pool?

Posted at 2:24PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Grave Digger

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