Crazy German Attacks Paris

1. @8:45PM
LMAO

Now THAT I would watch. Faithfully.

Posted at 2:43PM on Jan 24th 2008 by 'pontificating'

2. What? There's a woman this Prince hasn't slept with or impregnated?

Posted at 12:56PM on Jan 17th 2008 by CamV

3. Oh German dude is just pissed because Zsa Zsa was married to Conrad Hilton and they had a kid...probably because the eldest Hilton is cutting off those rug rats in the family due to Paris' stupid behavior.

I love it. Earn your own money dumbazz kids..sooooooo self-entitled it makes me sick. At least Britney owned her own money and I don't think she's as bad as Lindsay, Paris or Nicole...at least she wasn't a heroin addict, meth addict, etc.

Posted at 12:59PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Janie

4. Ummmm, TMZ, you are slacking! This is an old story you had posted before - what are you trying to do us? We are smarter than you think!

Posted at 1:34PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Rockstar

5. Tell me again why we give a %$#@ what this guy has to say??

Posted at 1:36PM on Jan 17th 2008 by LaughingAtAllYouFans

6. Forget about this loser.. gimme the scoop on the Mega-HOTTTTT TMZ guy - the super hot blonde cutie that looks like he's fresh out of the Huntington Beach surf! Harvey sure knows how to pick 'em. I watch TMZ on TV just to see him!! Daaaaayaaaam!

Posted at 1:37PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Rockstar

7. Hey Janie, are you kidding me? Britney NOT as bad... Lindsay and Paris might be out tramping it up... but they don't 2 small children who they NO custody rights to because they can't get their weave on straight... and Nicole has cleaned up her act.... plus she always wears underwear...

Posted at 1:38PM on Jan 17th 2008 by omgya\\\'ll

8. Why is this guy talking about sleeping with Paris anyway? As if she'd be down for it? Aren't they somehow, distanly related? Gross. Can't someone just put some tape over his mouth?

Posted at 1:49PM on Jan 17th 2008 by jollyex

9. I agree with the guy about kicking out non-performers, but I see good aspects of both girls' bodies, Britney and Paris. I wouldn't touch either of them for fear of disease, but watching them move is a nice distraction. Which is what women are mostly, nice distractions.

Posted at 1:47PM on Jan 17th 2008 by jh

10. I so totally love this guy !!!!!
*kiss*

Posted at 1:47PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Vanity Killz

11. #5 you're right about that blonde guy on the TMZ show - Hot Hot Hot !!! Daaaaayaaam is right.

Every time TMZ shows this guy Prince Von Ahole I just feel like punching him in the face.

Posted at 2:30PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Michelle LL

12. Is Prince Von Ahole his real name???

Posted at 1:50PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Razzy

13. who freaking cares... he is just a male "Anna Nicole" gold digger!

Posted at 1:51PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Really

14. ...ok...I had my laugh for the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:53PM on Jan 17th 2008 by jr

15. This guy always cracks me up! At least he says whats on his mind, even if its not politically correct.

Posted at 1:59PM on Jan 17th 2008 by TT