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Katie Holmes Makes Contact with Seacrest

1/19/2008 11:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Sonar technicians at KIIS-FM in L.A. discovered an unusual audio communique on Friday from the humanoid bride of ScientoloTom, Katie Holmes. Listen as earthling Ryan Seacrest attempts to decipher the extra-terrestrial stress signal.
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31.

Party 'till you die!    

Affirmative.....Dingleberry troopers from Uranus advancing............confirm black bag reprogram of Sub Com. Cruise? Hail Xenu!

2367 days ago
32.

What Goes Aound Comes Around    

Lt. Smelcrak,

Switch to clear channel 3727 on asmuth 33.456.

Units Tom and Katie are waiting for your instructions there.

Please let them know that Project Global Lobotomy that began with them is to go into full swing.

Tell them to watch their Klingons!

That is all.

2367 days ago
33.

Oh boy    

OMG, the comments are hysterical!!! Keep it up!!!

2367 days ago
34.

Amy Silverman    

They scare me-too wierd and what are they hiding.She seems like a Zoombie

2367 days ago
35.

What Goes Aound Comes Around    

What is this 'jealous" of which you speak?

Unit Katie's family is comprised of a squence of well-timed, interplanetary squirts and globs, as are all of us from out here.

I fear Lt. Smelcrak may have met his untimely demise on the Hills Of Hemorrhoid.

Units Tom and Katie are on their own.

2367 days ago
36.

Sharona    

Katie used to be so sweet. Now she is brainwashed by that midget.......

2367 days ago
37.

noyankhere    

now, this lot of weenies are fair game.. tom cruise and stepford wife... how did nicole ever love that man?. it must have been when he wasnt so controlling.. i still cant get how he went out with that spanish hotty too?. she must have been very strong to resist all that scientology crap. i think tom needed to find someone who would embrace his cult the way he does.. i think the scientologists believe that they can control the world.. can you imagine tom cruise has a scientology presidential candidate?? public wise, after this video, its going to be downhill for cruise control .... a cult, is a cult is a cult...

2367 days ago
38.

shirliana    

RYAN SEACREST BE CAREFUL THAT KATIE HOLMES CRUISE DOES NOT GET U INVOLVED IN SCIENTOLOGY... THEY ARE BOTH SCIENTOLOGY WHACKOS.....

YOU ARE SO GOOD WITH YOUR SHOWS AND STICK TO IT......

JUST BE CAREFUL WITH THE CRUISE FAMILY ESPECIALLY (TOM) AND NOW WHO COMES ACROSS TO YOU NOW KATIE...WHAT IS SHE UP TOO NOW??????????????????????? SCIENTOLOGY.....

I WONDER SOMETIMES IF THEY ARE NOT BOTH PAID BY HAVING COUPLES GET INVOLVED WITH THEIR SCIENTOLOGY?????? I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW.....

WHOEVER CAN RESPOND TO THIS,,, I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW....

TOM CRUISE KNOWS HOW TO GET KATIE TO GET PEOPLE INVOLVED.,..THE BECKMAN'S..???? POSSIBLY ... KATIE DOES EVERYTHING THAT HER HUSBAND TOM CRUISE ASKED TO BE DONE.,.. AND I WONDER SOMETIMES IF SHE DOES NOT SUCEED... WHAT HAPPENS AT HOME.....

2367 days ago
39.

shirliana    

KATIE HAS LOST HER SELF -ESTEEM BECAUSE OF HER JERK HUSBAND... SHE HAS NO SAY SO OF ANYTHING,.. NOW SHE KNOW BECAUSE HER PARENTS WAS AGAINST THE MARRIAGE COMPLETELY... SHE WILL SEE FOR HERSELF AND GET FED UP... SHE TALKS ABOUT HAVING KIDS... BUT WHEN SHE DOES, SHE PUTS HER HEAD DOWN SO SHE IS A COMPLETE ***************** L I E R ***********************............... IS SURI REALLY THEIR DAUGHTER,???????????????? TOM CRUISE SAID THAT HE WOULD DO EVERYTHING SUCH AS *********DNA ********* TO PROVE TO EVERYONE THAT SURI IS THEIR KID... BUT SCIENTOLOGY IS AGAINST ALL THIS DNA PROGRAM... HE MIGHT DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL IN A HIDING PLACE.....

2367 days ago
40.

zoso    

Lost in Texas # 17,

I agree with you 100%. I don't like Scientology, but Katie Holmes is a full grown woman who has made her choice of husband and lifestyle. She seems to be a very caring and attentative to her daughter and very devoted to her husband. What's wrong with this? Because someone has beliefs you don't share. This is a free country, they can beleive what they want. I think Katie carries herself as a very sophisticated, classy stylish woman. You said she is the same age as Britney. I never thought of that, but a very interesting comparison. Ha! No comparison . Katie is head and shoulders above Britney. Stop bashing this woman everyone. She has nothing wrong, and just about everything right.

2367 days ago
41.

Party 'till you die!    

Com. Remiac, last transmission........situation compromised! Negative! Negative! Dingleberry shock troops have cut off Klingons into the great swirl. Few hang on! Local FCC and SETI have disrupted subspace string Planck length to a factor of 10 to -55 disrupting boson and fermion particles. I shall release T/K series 12-17 from carbonite! ......Must continue fight! Over and out. For Xenu!

2367 days ago
42.

What Goes Aound Comes Around    

Ahhh "Gentle One". How naive you are. This is just how we wish all Earthlings were.

Please try to spread your ideology among those like you.

It will make our job much, much easier.

That is all

2367 days ago
43.

noyankhere    

its too late no. 16..post, kate is under cruise contrrol. compare her when she first started going out with tom and what she has become.. she is totally under the control of the cult dont be fooled by the clothes and the hair cuts... and the public displays of affection between them its all a cult promotional excercise..EVERYTHING TOM CRUISE DOES NOW IS ABOUT THE PROMOTION OF SCIENTOLOGY TO THE WORLD AT LARGE.. their ultimate goal IS WORLD DOMINATION.. its important to expose this cult and its falsehoods before its too late.. look at the consequences for the world when hitler was being appeased . he just grew wings...

2367 days ago
44.

What Goes Aound Comes Around    

Lt. Smelcrak!

I gave you up for lost!

Don't give up the fight! I am releasing special preparation from "H" valve to ease your pain and swelling. You should make it.

As for Tom and Katie ...... live long and prosper.

That is all.

2367 days ago
45.

What Goes Aound Comes Around    

Lt. Smelcrak!

I gave you up for lost!

Don't give up the fight! I am releasing special preparation from "H" valve to ease your pain and swelling. You should make it.

As for Tom and Katie ...... live long and prosper.

That is all.

2367 days ago
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