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Dyan Cannon

What's Sperm?

1/21/2008 4:06 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

She has a grown daughter, but actress Dyan Cannon, 71, apparently doesn't know the ingredients for baby making.

When asked if she thought Katie Holmes was impregnated with L.Ron Hubbard's seed, the ex Mrs. Cary Grant equated it with a delicious delicacy.

It was a random question, indeed, but her answer -- even more so!

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Melissa    

First! HAhahahaahha!!!

2466 days ago
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that.is.all    

Dyan's cool. At least she can say she had Clark Gable's kid. Can you????????

OH AND FIRST CAUSE I'M A GENIUS.

2465 days ago
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Britney u suck!    

IT'S A GOOD THING THAT THE LIGHTING WAS BAD CUZ SHE LOOKED LIKE HELL WHEN SHE WAS ON THE PRACTICE AND THAT WAS HOW MANY YRS AGO?

2465 days ago
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Britney u suck!    

Mensa my ass!

2465 days ago
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that.is.all    

YOU WISH

YOU MEAN CAREY....NOT CARRY....AS IN 'CARRY YOUR GROCERIES TO YOUR TRAILER'...DUMBASS.

2465 days ago
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that.is.all    

OH AND I COULDN'T THINK OF THE CORRECT NAME...SAME DIFFERENCE...THEY ARE BOTH HUNKS OF THEIR TIME...UNLIKE U WHO LIVES IN A TRAILER, IS WHITE, IS TRASH. PUT DOWN THE CRACKPIPE BEYOTCH.

2465 days ago
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crystal bones    

Poor Katie Holmes!!!! To be married to Tom Cruise - I don't think it is worth $40 million but I guess Katie did.

2465 days ago
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Pam    

I love watching two 5 year-olds argue. Funny stuff!

2465 days ago
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rudewaitress    

FINALLY...someone who's had more work done than Joan Rivers!!!

2465 days ago
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Ugghhh!    

I wonder if Kate Holmes and Tom Cruise even "know" the world is laughing at them? I wonder if Kate reads? She sure can't communicate well. Maybe she hasn't taken the Scientology Communication course yet........that's for sure. And apparently the Communication Course has backfired on Cruise. He's nuts as all hell.

AND WHY WOULD ANYONE ASK DYAN CANNON ANYTHING? SHE'S NOT EXACTLY THE SMARTEST INDIVIDUAL IN HOLIWOOD EITHER. ISN'T SHE CLOSE TO 80 YEARS OLD BY NOW?????? HARD TO TELL WITH ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY SHE'S HAD. SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE.

2465 days ago
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Old Big Dog    

Try Loretta Young -- She had Clark Gable's baby

2465 days ago
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danie    

Poor Katie as long as she is Mrs.CRAZY Tom (space alein) Cruise she will be the subject of awful gossip.

2465 days ago
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Angiebaby    

What did she think it was called?

2465 days ago
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oltimer    

Ineresting memory since word on her own pregnancy was that she was artificially inseminated to catch a star!

2465 days ago
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Maggie    

Was she drunk? She looks good for 71 years old though.

2465 days ago
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