Dyan Cannon: What's Sperm?

She has a grown daughter, but actress Dyan Cannon, 71, apparently doesn't know the ingredients for baby making.


When asked if she thought Katie Holmes was impregnated with L.Ron Hubbard's seed, the ex Mrs. Cary Grant equated it with a delicious delicacy.

It was a random question, indeed, but her answer -- even more so!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird

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1. First! HAhahahaahha!!!

Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 21st 2008 by melissa

2. Dyan's cool. At least she can say she had Clark Gable's kid. Can you????????

OH AND FIRST CAUSE I'M A GENIUS.

Posted at 3:05PM on Jan 21st 2008 by MENSA

3. IT'S A GOOD THING THAT THE LIGHTING WAS BAD CUZ SHE LOOKED LIKE HELL WHEN SHE WAS ON THE PRACTICE AND THAT WAS HOW MANY YRS AGO?

Posted at 3:07PM on Jan 21st 2008 by YOU WISH

4. Mensa my ass!

Posted at 3:08PM on Jan 21st 2008 by YOU WISH

5. CARY GRANT

Posted at 3:12PM on Jan 21st 2008 by janie

6. CARY GRANT

Posted at 3:12PM on Jan 21st 2008 by janie

7. CARY GRANT

Posted at 3:12PM on Jan 21st 2008 by janie

8. YOU WISH

YOU MEAN CAREY....NOT CARRY....AS IN 'CARRY YOUR GROCERIES TO YOUR TRAILER'...DUMBASS.

Posted at 3:14PM on Jan 21st 2008 by MENSA

9. OH AND I COULDN'T THINK OF THE CORRECT NAME...SAME DIFFERENCE...THEY ARE BOTH HUNKS OF THEIR TIME...UNLIKE U WHO LIVES IN A TRAILER, IS WHITE, IS TRASH. PUT DOWN THE CRACKPIPE BEYOTCH.

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 21st 2008 by MENSA

10. CARY GRANT, YOU IDIOTS!!

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 21st 2008 by janie

11. CARY GRANT, YOU IDIOTS!!

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 21st 2008 by janie

12. I love watching two 5 year-olds argue. Funny stuff!

Posted at 3:27PM on Jan 21st 2008 by Santa

13. FINALLY...someone who's had more work done than Joan Rivers!!!

Posted at 3:29PM on Jan 21st 2008 by rudewaitress

14. Poor Katie Holmes!!!! To be married to Tom Cruise - I don't think it is worth $40 million but I guess Katie did.

Posted at 3:30PM on Jan 21st 2008 by Crystal Bones

15. Poor Katie as long as she is Mrs.CRAZY Tom (space alein) Cruise she will be the subject of awful gossip.

Posted at 3:47PM on Jan 21st 2008 by dani

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