Dyan Cannon: What's Sperm?

She has a grown daughter, but actress Dyan Cannon, 71, apparently doesn't know the ingredients for baby making.


When asked if she thought Katie Holmes was impregnated with L.Ron Hubbard's seed, the ex Mrs. Cary Grant equated it with a delicious delicacy.

It was a random question, indeed, but her answer -- even more so!

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1. First! HAhahahaahha!!!

Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 21st 2008 by melissa

2. Dyan's cool. At least she can say she had Clark Gable's kid. Can you????????

OH AND FIRST CAUSE I'M A GENIUS.

Posted at 3:05PM on Jan 21st 2008 by MENSA

3. IT'S A GOOD THING THAT THE LIGHTING WAS BAD CUZ SHE LOOKED LIKE HELL WHEN SHE WAS ON THE PRACTICE AND THAT WAS HOW MANY YRS AGO?

Posted at 3:07PM on Jan 21st 2008 by YOU WISH

4. Mensa my ass!

Posted at 3:08PM on Jan 21st 2008 by YOU WISH

5. CARY GRANT

Posted at 3:12PM on Jan 21st 2008 by janie

6. CARY GRANT

Posted at 3:12PM on Jan 21st 2008 by janie

7. CARY GRANT

Posted at 3:12PM on Jan 21st 2008 by janie

8. YOU WISH

YOU MEAN CAREY....NOT CARRY....AS IN 'CARRY YOUR GROCERIES TO YOUR TRAILER'...DUMBASS.

Posted at 3:14PM on Jan 21st 2008 by MENSA

9. OH AND I COULDN'T THINK OF THE CORRECT NAME...SAME DIFFERENCE...THEY ARE BOTH HUNKS OF THEIR TIME...UNLIKE U WHO LIVES IN A TRAILER, IS WHITE, IS TRASH. PUT DOWN THE CRACKPIPE BEYOTCH.

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 21st 2008 by MENSA

10. CARY GRANT, YOU IDIOTS!!

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 21st 2008 by janie

11. CARY GRANT, YOU IDIOTS!!

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 21st 2008 by janie

12. Poor Katie Holmes!!!! To be married to Tom Cruise - I don't think it is worth $40 million but I guess Katie did.

Posted at 3:30PM on Jan 21st 2008 by Crystal Bones

13. I love watching two 5 year-olds argue. Funny stuff!

Posted at 3:27PM on Jan 21st 2008 by Santa

14. FINALLY...someone who's had more work done than Joan Rivers!!!

Posted at 3:29PM on Jan 21st 2008 by rudewaitress

15. I wonder if Kate Holmes and Tom Cruise even "know" the world is laughing at them? I wonder if Kate reads? She sure can't communicate well. Maybe she hasn't taken the Scientology Communication course yet........that's for sure. And apparently the Communication Course has backfired on Cruise. He's nuts as all hell.

AND WHY WOULD ANYONE ASK DYAN CANNON ANYTHING? SHE'S NOT EXACTLY THE SMARTEST INDIVIDUAL IN HOLIWOOD EITHER. ISN'T SHE CLOSE TO 80 YEARS OLD BY NOW?????? HARD TO TELL WITH ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY SHE'S HAD. SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE.

Posted at 4:36PM on Jan 21st 2008 by Geezzz

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