Dyan Cannon: What's Sperm?

First! HAhahahaahha!!!

Dyan's cool. At least she can say she had Clark Gable's kid. Can you????????

OH AND FIRST CAUSE I'M A GENIUS.

IT'S A GOOD THING THAT THE LIGHTING WAS BAD CUZ SHE LOOKED LIKE HELL WHEN SHE WAS ON THE PRACTICE AND THAT WAS HOW MANY YRS AGO?

Mensa my ass!

YOU WISH

YOU MEAN CAREY....NOT CARRY....AS IN 'CARRY YOUR GROCERIES TO YOUR TRAILER'...DUMBASS.

OH AND I COULDN'T THINK OF THE CORRECT NAME...SAME DIFFERENCE...THEY ARE BOTH HUNKS OF THEIR TIME...UNLIKE U WHO LIVES IN A TRAILER, IS WHITE, IS TRASH. PUT DOWN THE CRACKPIPE BEYOTCH.

Poor Katie Holmes!!!! To be married to Tom Cruise - I don't think it is worth $40 million but I guess Katie did.

I love watching two 5 year-olds argue. Funny stuff!

FINALLY...someone who's had more work done than Joan Rivers!!!

I wonder if Kate Holmes and Tom Cruise even "know" the world is laughing at them? I wonder if Kate reads? She sure can't communicate well. Maybe she hasn't taken the Scientology Communication course yet........that's for sure. And apparently the Communication Course has backfired on Cruise. He's nuts as all hell.

AND WHY WOULD ANYONE ASK DYAN CANNON ANYTHING? SHE'S NOT EXACTLY THE SMARTEST INDIVIDUAL IN HOLIWOOD EITHER. ISN'T SHE CLOSE TO 80 YEARS OLD BY NOW?????? HARD TO TELL WITH ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY SHE'S HAD. SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE.

Try Loretta Young -- She had Clark Gable's baby

Poor Katie as long as she is Mrs.CRAZY Tom (space alein) Cruise she will be the subject of awful gossip.

What did she think it was called?

Ineresting memory since word on her own pregnancy was that she was artificially inseminated to catch a star!

Was she drunk? She looks good for 71 years old though.