Britney Jean loves the Hustler store ... but for its food?!
TMZ caught the travelin' Spears, her untrusty sidekick, Sam, and her little dog, too -- hitting up the porncentric shop on Sunset Blvd. last night. While the weavewreck perused books on the Kama Sutra (looky these positions!), all she bought was a necklace -- and a sandwich.
Brit's dominatrix personality sometimes needs a little vittles, y'all.
1. Remember the song "What If God Was One of Us"? I hope she's God all her haters in John Gibson's mirror reflection.
2. Queen of Scuz......so busy doing nothing. Exciting,..... NOT!
Posted at 9:02AM on Jan 28th 2008 by ladeedaa
3. 3. Remember the song "What If God Was One of Us"? I hope she's God all her haters in John Gibson's mirror reflection.
Posted at 9:04AM on Jan 28th 2008 by Michael
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Yeah Michael, she would be a really cool God (what the hell is this dude smoking????).
Posted at 9:12AM on Jan 28th 2008 by Lori B
4. OMG people since when is eating a sandwich considered crazy or even newsworthy? Quit scaring her poor little dog.
Posted at 9:14AM on Jan 28th 2008 by janis
5. Perez has a really sick video of Britney practicing her dance moves. Maybe the psychiatrist made her all better.
Posted at 9:15AM on Jan 28th 2008 by Lori B
6. She should of drove down Sunset and tried to pick up a tranny hooker instead.
Then she could have everyone back to her house to film the dirrty sex, and Sam could sell the photos!
All that porn and her nips didn't even get hard.
maybe she should see if Kev in will bang her again for another quick buck.
Posted at 9:16AM on Jan 28th 2008 by It's Over, Baby
7. she needs to OD already I'm sick of reading about her everywhere
Posted at 9:16AM on Jan 28th 2008 by steveo
8. OMG !!! are dogs allowed in stores in california ewwwwwwwww
Posted at 9:19AM on Jan 28th 2008 by sallyQ
9. Quit scaring her poor little dog.
Posted at 9:14AM on Jan 28th 2008 by janis
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I'm much more concerned that Britney is scaring her poor little dog. It must be seriously confused.
Posted at 9:18AM on Jan 28th 2008 by Lori B
10. Gross. Who would buy a sandwich at a store that sold porn. NASTY.
Posted at 9:50AM on Jan 28th 2008 by megan1996
11. All that porn and her nips didn't even get hard.
maybe she should see if Kev in will bang her again for another quick buck.
Posted at 9:16AM on Jan 28th 2008 by It's Over, Baby
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This is an apparently common misconception amongst men. Nipples get hard when they get cold. It has nothing to do with arousal.
Posted at 9:21AM on Jan 28th 2008 by Lori B
12. How long can this woman keep the public ass glued to her activities. This is just craziness, madness and just plain dumb.
Posted at 9:22AM on Jan 28th 2008 by Lenn K.
13. Uh, she looks like a fool.
a washed a wannabe dancer with no flexibility
Posted at 9:22AM on Jan 28th 2008 by Britarded
14. brit needs 2 workout a bit more she has let herself go,IF she,s gonna keep wearin clothes like that REALLY ! nobody wants 2 see a cottage cheese a** hangin out ! If it looks that bad, common sense cover it ! geez, there r girls workin at hooters that look way better than that !
Posted at 9:22AM on Jan 28th 2008 by sh#* happens
15. Goes to Hustler to buy a 'sandwich'. Is up all night. Dances and changes her clothes in a window where she knows the paps are watching. Dresses and smells like a bagwoman. Has no visitation to her children. Drives around aimlessly. Swears like a longshoreman. Hmmm..godlike, no doubt.
Posted at 9:24AM on Jan 28th 2008 by kalenak
