Paris Hilton: I'm So NOT a Lesbian!

2/3/2008 4:14 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The fantasies of young men everywhere were crushed last night when Paris Hilton told TMZ cameras that the rumors about her making out with Elisha Cuthbert weren't true. Can you hear the sound of bursting bubbles?

Then Paris clarified that she doesn't have a new thing for the ladies. Lesbians everywhere will be bummed ... or thrilled.