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Xenu Must Have Pull at the Station

2/3/2008 1:46 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Suri's parents oiled their hinges and went shopping at Joan's on Third yesterday -- where at least seven cops joined their regular security to escort the Scientolostars an incredible fifteen feet to their blacked-out SUV.


Do not look directly into their eyes!

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31.

CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH    

#16,,,,,,,,,,,,,,YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT IN EVERYTHING YOU SAID ......

WOW !!!!!!! YOU FEEL THE WAY I DO ABOUT TOM CRUISE .............

I WOULDN'T SPEND MY HARD EARN MONEY TO SEE TOM CRUISE ANYTHING

HE'S SELLING , MOVIES, ETCCCCC ..........ACTUALLY IM NOT DOING THIS FOR

ANY CELEBS .............WHY SO THEY CAN LIVE IN THERE MANSION , DRIVE THERE

LUXURY CARS , AND SIT ON TV AND BRAG ...........HELL NO IM NOT DOING THAT .

IF ANYONE WHO HAS ANY COMMON SENSE , THEY WOULD TAKE THERE MONEY

AND USE IT FOR THERESELVES ......THESE CELEBS DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING

INDIRECT WAY , THEY'RE STEALING YOUR MONEY TOO .........THIS IS TO MUCH

LIKE SCIENOLOGY .........RIP OFF , BRAINWASHING PEOPLE ...........WHO'S B / S ING

EVERYONE ................CELEBS ARE ALL OVERRATED AND OVERPAID ...........

THEY'VE DOUBLES WHO DOES THERE JOB .........

AGAIN #16 ................YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT .................

2351 days ago
32.

The "REAL" Xenu    

TIME magazine's cover story takedown, from 1991:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,972865,00.html

Excerpts:

"Eleven top Scientologists, including Hubbard's wife, were sent to prison in the early 1980s for infiltrating, burglarizing and wiretapping more than 100 private and government agencies in attempts to block their investigations. In recent years hundreds of longtime Scientology adherents -- many charging that they were mentally or physically abused -- have quit the church and criticized it at their own risk. Some have sued the church and won; others have settled for amounts in excess of $500,000. In various cases judges have labeled the church "schizophrenic and paranoid" and "corrupt, sinister and dangerous.""

and

"In Hollywood, Scientology has assembled a star-studded roster of followers by aggressively recruiting and regally pampering them at the church's "Celebrity Centers," a chain of clubhouses that offer expensive counseling and career guidance. Adherents include screen idols Tom Cruise and John Travolta, actresses Kirstie Alley, Mimi Rogers and Anne Archer, Palm Springs mayor and performer Sonny Bono, jazzman Chick Corea and even Nancy Cartwright, the voice of cartoon star Bart Simpson. Rank-and-file members, however, are dealt a less glamorous Scientology."

If anyone wants to argue that all religions are cults, I won't object, except to say not all cults are as ruthless or criminal destroyers of the people they nominally state to help, as this one.

2351 days ago
33.

CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH    

#3,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,YOU'VE NO CLUE IN WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ..............

YOU MUST BE A CULT MEMBER ,..........REMEMBER SCIENTOLOGY IS A CULT AND

SUCKING UP "ALL " CELEBS MONEY .............WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMBASSES ......

IF THE CELEBS ARE THAT STUPID , THEN THEY NEED THERE MONEY TAKEN ......

THEY'VE NO COMMON SENSE .........JUST BRAINWASHED..................

OVERRATED / OVERPAID ................

2351 days ago
34.

Standards are badly needed.    

Scientology is a cult, not a religion by definition, IMHO, and I don't know how they managed to garner tax-exempt status.

That being said, do ya THINK that maybe these two celebs need extra protection from the uncontrolled mania of these crazed stalker-for-money paps here? This protection seems excessive, but the Paps these days are exceedingly so. The bigger the celeb profile, the madder the rush.The paps in this video are frighteningly excessive, disrespectful, and boundaryless. Cruise may be a Scientologist by choice, but he has the right and the means to protect his wife and his person from this kind of mad rush.

2351 days ago
35.

Xenu - Dark Lord of the Cosmos    

I shall inturbolate the Thetin Destroyers Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes-Cruise. My army of SP's shall dine on the lifeless bodies of the niacin eaters. All hail Zenu!

2351 days ago
36.

Trilogy    

Any normalcy that L.A. had is rapidly deteriorating. So many weirdos they harbor. So many egomaniacs with money. L.A is a Den of Iniquity.. My older sister lives in Orange county and I can tell you that she is a wealthy bitch! Yes B I T C H. She looks down on ppl and me because I just don't have the $$$$ she has therefore it is her right to disown her own family. Truly sad..

2351 days ago
37.

THEMOMMA    

# 8 NOT A PAID DETAIL WHEN THEY ARE IN UNIFORM ........... FOLKS CAN HIRE LAPD FOR SECURITY BUT THEY CAN'T WEAR THEIR WORK CLOTHES ......... AND AS A TAXPAYER I HAVE BEEN LETTING THE POWERS THAT BE HERE IN LOS ANGELES KNOW JUST HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM ACTING AS SECURITY FOR "STARS" ....... PLEASE DO THE SAME

2351 days ago
38.

Dennis, OKC    

I take it that Tom Cruise makes a pretty hefty contribution towards the Annual L.A. Policeman's Ball?????

2351 days ago
39.

Twinker    

Tom and Katie just sitting on a chair breathing are much more interesting and newsworthy than Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and their dad, Joe Pimps'em ANYDAY!

2351 days ago
40.

Lol    

add chelsea clinton to the list of famous scientologist, and think before you vote. we don't need the scientolo-freaks in the white house.

2351 days ago
41.

Barb    

Who made him King....?

2351 days ago
42.

mamalisa    

Does Tom Cruise now sign the paychecks at the PD? Nice to know where that big chunk of money coming out of my paycheck every week is being used for very, very important stuff.Afterall, if I were in a car accident, Tom would be the ONLY person that would be able to help. Right? That's what he said. Nice to know the favor is being returned to him.


Did you know it cost Los Angelos and estimated $25,000.00 to escort BritBrit to the hospital? Seriously, I think the celebs should be the only one paying the police tax.

2351 days ago
43.

LULU    

I cana't believe that all these celebrity nut jobs need so much police protection. Don't they have enough money to hire privae secutity people? It's a total waste of taxs payers money and resources. Surely there are other places for the police to be instead of doing escort service. L.A has a bad gang problem , you think they might be able to do something about that?

2351 days ago
44.

Jessica SImpson    

So why aren't tom and katie, and the rest of scientology running out to help Britney and Eva Mendes with their Substance abuse and mental problems? Isn't that what they are so against? Why did they not offer to take in britney before this incident at UCLA? Why isn't their narconon wing helping eva mendes? Tom Cruise even said in his video that they were all about helping people. How come all the scietologists are just sitting around doing nothing while hollywood is going to hell in a handbasket? It's not like they are doing any good work in their artistic outings. John Travolta didn't even help at the accident that was literally across the street from his house. Scientology is laughable.

2351 days ago
45.

cris    

these two idiots making total fools of themselves...thanks for a good laugh!

2351 days ago
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