So what does Tori do? She gets knocked up again and gains it all back. We're thinkin' it's one of the great ploys of 2008.
Here's the scenario. Tori has the kid and then resigns with NutriSystem, which pays her even more money to advertise how women with two kids can dump the weight.
We're guessing Tori could end up in a mansion again, with her own money and more kids than Mia Farrow.