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Blue Collar Dude -- Do As I Say, Not As I Do

2/27/2008 2:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Ron White from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour swore to our cameraman last night he wouldn't get into his car and get a DWI. Then he proceed to get into his car and drive away. Huh?


In between his promise and the breaking of said promise, White explained how comedy is like oral sex. It makes more sense when he says it.

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smartypants    

Redneck.

2399 days ago
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HEY IDIOTS!    

umm i don't think rednecks wear suits douchebag. he's hilarious.

2399 days ago
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required    

i love that guy!! it doesn't matter how many cigars or scotches he has in one day... he's still ok to drive. it's his norm. but WHAT IS UP WITH THE PURSE?!? did not look like a man bag at all!

2399 days ago
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smartypants    

Katie, I am a redneck if ya didn't know. Hence the joke. And yes rednecks wear suits with boots and a cowboy hat all the time.

2399 days ago
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RobN    

He's totally sober. Hasn't had a drink in 10+ years. Where's the story exactly, other than the fact that he's a celebrity and didn't do anything totally embarassing. And he's right about the BJ.

2399 days ago
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cjs    

His BOOK is one of the best autobiographies that I've ever read, VERY funny and at times painfully honest.. he cuts himself NO slack. Seriously read it.

2399 days ago
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Ooooo Noooo!    

Hmmmm an 8 minute BJ? Something tells me it takes a lot longer to get this guy off. Based on the car -- I'll bet there no fear of gagging.

2399 days ago
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He's Boring now    

if hes sober for 10+ years as someone said here, wtf is he showing adulation to drinking for to others? the guys a liar and a loser if true.

Foxworthy should put him back in the hole he crawled out of if this is the shtick he's pulling on people..how are people to know he's actually sober and doest live the life he portrays and glorifies for others to follow?

shallow

2399 days ago
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Miss Scarlet    

He's a comedian...which means he's an actor, so you're the loser, shallow

2399 days ago
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Jackie    

thats not just some blue collar dude.... thats Ron Tater Salad White.. hes my fav hes hilarious!!!

2399 days ago
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Jamie    

I adore R.W. As far as Foxworthy goes, he's made me laugh from time to time but homestly, his delivery on stage sounds like someone is tweaking his balls with clothespins.

2399 days ago
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BigTicket    

Ron White rocks!

2398 days ago
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spikept-the-Poet    

He doesn't drink. TMZ should know that...

2398 days ago
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:what ev errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr    

I LOVE RON WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM , LOVE HIM!

2398 days ago
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steph    

I LOVE Ron "TATER SALAD" !!!! He's my favorite guy in the Blue Collar tour!

2398 days ago
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