Cupid Ain't What He Used to Be

Our entire family prayed Paris would die while incarcerated, she is an embarassment to the Hilton name.

SOMEBODY SEND THIS WHORE TO SIBERIA...WE ARE SICK OF THIS WASTE PRODUCT!

LOL....they're acting like they're already married.

OK, help me here, just how exactly are we supposed to distinguish between her contrived paparazzi-attention-garnering outings and her contrived attention-grabbing-for-a-joke ones? I'm thinking she's REALLY banging the actor playing the guru, and Benji is the joke.

I love Paris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the deal - this is true, as I work for a doctor at a women's clinic. Even if you wear a condom, you can get Herpes. Figure it out. I think she also goes for other methods of showing affection, if you know what I mean, Duck Lips.

Kizzy - She's "banging" everyone she can . She is a "Nympho".

Pa...Perfect Couple! they are so great with each other! or...she 'll go back with that Geico.

TMZ, the FLY and I told you it was a PUNKED job on the fake GURU, but you had to TRY to claim the fame for yourself, of which, was no fame at all. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Guru and the pregnant Kate H. baby bumps were all Ashtons punking of the paps! They deserve it!!

HEY!!IS ANYONE THERE PAYING ATTENTION TO THAT NEW SHOW ON 'E'....POP FICTION? TURNS OUT PARIS HILTON"S A PRETTY GOOD ACTRESS AFTER ALL, AND HER'GURU', AND AVRIL LAVIGNE, TOO!!! hA-hA...TAKE THAT TO THE BANK TMZ! SOON YOU ALL WILL HAVE TO GET REAL JOBS...HAH!!!

OH YEAH, AND BY THE WAY, TMZ...YOUR CLOCK IS WAY OFF ON HERE...I SENT AND CONFIRMED MY COMMENT BOTH BEFORE 11;00PM, SUNDAY,MARCH 9, 2008...IS ANYONE MAINTAINING YOUR WEBSITE? KINDA LOOKS INCOMPETENT...

how come paris' back of head looks like she never brushes it? hair at the back is always messed up ugly!!

Paris was punked with the fake Guru. She thought it would get her photo out there so she fell for it, hook like and sinker.
She is so stupid and tries her best to act like a celebrity but will never be one. She has flushed her chance at real fame straight down the toilet by her bad acting, her better than others attitude, all of her failed business ventures such as the clothing line, purse line, perfume line, champaigne in a can line, which all Failed miserably. Paris will never amount to anything and will have to marry into money because hers is drying up very quickly. She is so fake and ugly with those old woman hands and feet. Take a look at that beak on the hoe, U-G-L-Y!

The only reason guys would do her in the 1st place is because she is a sure thing. ITS ALL A PUBLICITY STUNT IT WONT LAST SHE IS ONLY JEALOUS OF NICOLE BECAUSE SHE IS HAPPY! AND GUESS WHAT NICOLE DOESNT CARE OBVIOUSLY SHE HASNT SAID ONE WORD ABOUT THE "NEVER GONNA BE PAIR" AND NEITHER HAS JOEL BECAUSE THEY KNOW ITS POINTLESS. I have more respect for nicole now i think that baby shot some smarts into her!