GOPeePee Party

3/19/2008 7:00 AM PDT
Some hardcore Republicans got even more hardcore in Vegas last week.

Clark County Republicans had a shindig at the Orleans Hotel. They were required to wear IDs on a lanyard around their necks. Since Republicans are into saving money, a brainiac from the convention found a stash of lanyards left over from another convention. Seems innocent enough, right? It is, if you're John Holmes.

The lanyards were leftovers from a giant porn convention held earlier in the year. Each lanyard displayed a logo from one of the porn sponsors -- If it's not clear yet, ElegantAngel has a new, hot release -- "Big Black Wet Asses 8." BTW, 7 was amazing.