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It's Britney, Beach!

3/24/2008 12:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

So we're thinkin', better for Britney to get sand in her toes than Adnan in her hose.

We're told Brit's dad/conservator Jamie felt Brit was making such good progress, he gave her permission to spend the weekend in Malibu with her assistant and security.

Hangin' in the 'bu ... where's Mel?

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HooplaOinkOink    

All you haters LEAVE TMZ ALONE!

2403 days ago
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Kelli    

Well spell, it is the beach so it could come in handy if their is in fact LSD involved. If it bothers you though I hope they change it.

2403 days ago
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Kelli    

I see I made an error. Feel free to correct.

2403 days ago
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HooplaOinkOink    

OK. So let me get this straight. Britney is taking LSD and sailing in a boat to join the Mormon Church where she's going to get her operation so she can be a TV.

2403 days ago
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haha    

strait..boat...tv...lsd...yeah, sounds about right.

2403 days ago
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Kelli    

35. I think that is correct.Don't forget the dinghy though.Have we confirmed if she had her clothes on, or was it just a bra and underwear? Anything else to talk about? Everyone have a nice Easter?

2403 days ago
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Kelli    

23, has a point. We should be concerned about the fish. That's just caring about the environment.

2403 days ago
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haha    

heading towards a strait...kinda like LOST,,,,will she end up on a deserted island?

2403 days ago
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HooplaOinkOink    

Thanks. It's hard to keep up with Britney these days.

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ctgirl    

Manhattan Beach is beautiful, it doesnt look anything like Louisiana.

2403 days ago
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Kelli    

Well if she does end up on an island, I hope Mary Ann can be there for her. It could help take the place of her meds she wouldn't have.

2403 days ago
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HooplaOinkOink    

OMG! You're right! What if she ends up on a desert island with Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler, and a lawyer, and what if she has a gun, but only with two bullets? What should poor Britney do?

Answer: shoot the lawyer twice.

2403 days ago
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Kelli    

Funny! A friend of mine says lawyers=liars. Good choice.

2403 days ago
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haha    

geez. spellchecker may be a lawyer? not anymore.....

2403 days ago
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HooplaOinkOink    

Oh Deena, I love you! Forget Britney and that stupid "cutehoneys" web site. You put her to shame.

Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena ... I could say your name forever. I desire you. I want you more than I have ever wanted anyone in my life.

Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena

Let's run away together, my Dear Darling Deena. Come to me, my Queen, I will worship you forever ...

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