Kevin Arnold Is No David Beckham

3/24/2008 6:14 PM PDT
Fred Savage and his lovely wife were pap targets outside STK this weekend -- but got a reality check when photogs started saving their film for the Beckhams, who were also inside.

Also in L.A.: Kate Beckinsale lookin' red hot at STK, Tyra blowing us off, Sly Stallone and his Rambotoxed mug, and Common -- who although rumored to be dating Serena Williams, was asked about Venus.

In NY: 'Memba Her hottie Tina Louise, a scruffy Scott Speedman and Glenn Close, who had no idea what a Lauren Conrad was.