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Mary Carey -- Busting Out!

3/30/2008 8:51 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Her loud mouth didn't help her win the title of California Governor -- and her giant knockers haven't landed her the cover of Playboy, yet the porn star extraordinaire manages to stay in the limelight. Just because she's sober doesn't mean she has it all together. Click to see the mess in all its glory.
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31.

Mr. Hat    

Mary Cary - hari kari

2311 days ago
32.

Whogivsafuk    

The only thing real on this girl is her used up flaps, and her low IQ.

2311 days ago
33.

TMZhires13yearolds    

I now love Mary. One step at a time......she's going to get her act together.

And what happened to the Javier Barden a-cheatin' on Penelope story? One poster pointed out it wasn't him, and JOILA....the story disappears. It would appear she was right.

2311 days ago
34.

Twinker    

She's a fugly cow...Her cones are not worth the price of admission to the county fair.

2311 days ago
35.

Jenny    

That haicut makes her look like Pumkin from Flavor of Love :(

I felt awful for her after celebrity rehab. Mary Ellen seems like a good person--just a lost soul. I hope she keeps it together.

2311 days ago
36.

Mik    

If this was the 1950 this Tramp would be in a Nut House already .

2311 days ago
37.

Uff da    

Mary Carey has a good reason for those huge gross implants: to detract attention from her ugly face, hideous mouth, and thin stringy hair. Her and her ugly friend look like a couple of old cows, with their fake saggy boobs. Feel sorry for them both. They are desperate for attention.

2311 days ago
38.

djdw61    

She does NOT look sober to me!

2311 days ago
39.

looneymom    

in that one picture does she ever look like kelly from regis and kelly dont you think?

2311 days ago
40.

AshAsh    

I agree with those who saw Mary Ellen on Celebrity Rehab. She's a beautiful woman inside and out...and I hope she is still chasing her dream to dance...she looked so natural and peaceful doing ballet.

2311 days ago
41.

Thats One Ugly Skanky Hoe    

We like Mary better than skank hoe Paris Mary is a serious role model. Paris sets an example ofwhat you do not want in a person. An example of what you dont wantyour daughter to be. Lets enumerate her successes.1. Clothing line- Isnt selling, cheap sweatshop knock offs.2. Perfune- Is not selling, I did see a bottle sell on ebay for$1.99. The person that bought it was obviously going to give itto someone as a joke.3. Book- Well she tried to write a book and guess what.......itdidnt sell. I suppose her limited vocabulary and brain functionhad something to do with it. Oh yea not to forgetto mention nobody cares what Paris likes.4.4. Music Cd- Did not sell. It was obviously a studio mixed cd thattries to hide Paris's inability to sing. 5. Movie (Hotty and Notty)- I think nationwide only about two dozenpeople paid to see it. It was reported as to be the biggest box office flop of 2008. The movie isnteven good enough to sell on DVD. Paris reportedly put her own money in for production. I guess that willbe a good tax write off for that skank hoe. Paris couldnt act her way out of a paper bag.6. Champaigne in a Can- This brainchild isnt selling but Pariswhored her name out to promote it. Another failure forParis Hilton.7. Porno- This self made, released to the pubic porno of Paris anda skank hoe guy was probably her biggest success. There is nothing like seeing her beaked nose,boney, ugly ass going down on somebody. Paris wasn'teven good at love making. She is so fake andtransparent.8. DUI/Suspended License- Well the little valtrexed hoe wasarrested for DUI and then turned her back on the law and drove her car on a suspended license. Then itwas Jail Time For Paris where she had to spend time in jail while trying to fake a tummy ache in order toget out. When she did get out, the videos of her walking outwas reminiscent of someone being lost on adeserted island and been found. She acted like it was herbig day and everyone loved her. Guess whatParis..........very few people loves you.9. Reality TV Show- this dumbass show is as fake as Paris. Nobodywatches it and those that do just watch it to laugh at the skank hoe. The seasons of the show wasput out on DVD and didnt sell.10. Celebrity Wannabe- Paris holds herself in such high self esteemthat she thinks that she is a celebrity when in fact she has done nothing to attain celebrity status. She cant act, cant sing, cant write and her business sense is about on the same level as a homeless person. Paris tries to rub shoulders with true celebrities in order toget her photo taken and published, when infact she has nothing but the tarnished Hilton name as a claimto fame. I could add tons more to this top 10 list but the skank hoe does not deserve it. Maryt you Rule......Paris Sucks.

2311 days ago
42.

donnat    

discusting, just another freak looking for attention

2311 days ago
43.

rj    

WHAT A COMPLETE IDIOT IN EVERY WAY - ESPECIALLY HER POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT!

2310 days ago
44.

ambrose    

Let's see, she has multiple personalities with given names for whichever one is possessing her body at that time, so I am guessing she is keeping her many characters hidden in her gigantic fake boobs, and pulls out either the boob or her identity based on her instabilty at that current moment. Celebreity Detox, a bit of an oxy-moron don't you think?? She is neither one,,,,,,,,, When the silone surpases your IQ time to head back to highschool, not too sure Dr. Drew and his kiss ass methods are the meshiah for anything or anyone either than another reality TV. show with wanna be pimped out "stars". I think Mary Carey Ellen Double Scary would have been better served spending her money on face recontrucion and wear a padded bra...........if she is as truly insecure or flat out crazy as she seems. A really good psychiatrist capable of treating obvious mental issues. would be a plus in her life. Oh well, she can always throw a balloon over her shoulder, or slip on ballet shoes when reality touches her simple mind.

2310 days ago
45.

Robert    

Since when is wearing your ass in the front sexy?

2310 days ago
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