Life's a Bitch for Miley Cyrus

3/31/2008 2:54 PM PDT
Miley Cyrus' life is like a perfectly planned sitcom ... and it's borderline sickening.

In the latest episode, Cyrus lost her aunt's dog and searched all over the neighborhood for it. The only thing missing -- Miley singing, "Where, oh where has my little dog gone, where, oh where can she be?"