King Leonidas, Meet "Dancing" King
The runner-up slow for most random pairing, second to Quincy Jones and Joe Francis, goes to "300" hunk-a-man Gerard Butler and "Dancing" sprite Derek Hough -- who partied together at Villa.
Also in L.A.: A "willy" lovin' Sharon Osbourne, a potty humorous Brad Garrett, a thanks-for-saving-us-from-Phoebe-Price Mel B, and John Krasinski, who corrected a photog's egregious mistake.
In NY: Kylie Minogue shot down engagement rumors, Chikezie stayed mum on David Archuleta's nightmare dad and Pete Wentz said Ashlee Simpson will return to "SNL," hopefully "acid reflux"-free.