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Cruise Not Cackling About Tom-ijuana

Talk about getting clear, dude: Tom Cruise's lawyers want to cut the bud on a strain of super-strong pot that's being marketed as "Tom Cruise Purple."

So say Rush & Molloy, who report that the actor's legal eagles are "taking a serious look" (heh *cough* heh) at the green, and that one of Cruise's friends thinks it's "outrageous" that some of Cali's "cannabis clubs" are selling the chronic branded with a snap of Cruise "laughing hysterically."

One toker says that the Scientolopot is the "kind of pot that makes you hallucinate."

Brit Goes Fancy, J-Lynn Goes to Penney's


The one-woman economy called Britney Spears (see TMZ's stories on K-Fed's spending) is doing its part for not-so-lil'-anymore Jamie Lynn.

While J-L spent her birthday at J.C. Penney back in Mississippi with baby daddy Casey, People reports that Britney was throwing down at Hollywood's Ed Hardy, getting Jamie some sweet swag. Brit got handbags, scarves, and T-shirts for the sis, and some other stuff for her dad and bro.

She did see the kids yesterday, too.

Party Favors: Remy Getting Hitched in the Big House? ... Heather Headed to NYC? ... Russell Crowe Nuts for Gnocchi?


Hey, it isn't the Hamptons or Mustique, but Rikers Island is as good a place as any for a wedding, or so Remy Ma believes. The convicted felon-rapper wants to get married there while she awaits her sentencing. ... Please spare us the shrill-ionaire: Heather Mills has been looking for real estate in the Big Apple, but did it incognito. Still, according to Rush & Molloy, she got into a spat with Paul McCartney, and wouldn't let him see their daughter while they were in town. ... While shooting "State of Play," we're told that Russell Crowe loved the fresh ricotta gnocchi at D.C.'s Spezie so much, he had it ordered it for the entire crew. Owners Cesare Lanfranconi and Enzo Livia took care of Crowe and his crew while they shot near the restaurant.

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1. Tom-ijuana - Hilarious.
I like the fact that Brit's buying nice stuff for Jamie-Lynn but J-L isn't throwing money around herself (I doubt she has much money coming in right now since she tanked her career.)
What idiot let Mills into the country? I don't like NYC but even they don't deserve that skanky whore. And to refuse to let a man see his child is just plain wrong. Depending on his court-ordered visitation rights, he might be able to sue for custody over that.
Nice that Russell Crowe has settled down and stopped being the bad boy he used to. It's reassuring when adults start acting like adults. Much better role models that way.

Go Sox

Posted at 9:04AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

2. Britney specially ask for "baby stuff".
How sweet personality Britney have. She´s really charming.

Posted at 9:14AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Marie

3. i want some

Posted at 9:25AM on Apr 4th 2008 by me

4. I love Britney.

Posted at 9:25AM on Apr 4th 2008 by ragnar0k

5. Tom Cruise is one of the biggest creeps there is!!!!!!

Posted at 9:30AM on Apr 4th 2008 by J.D.

6. Tom Cruise makes my skin crawl, it's only right that his namesake does the same.
Isn't it great that it's news to mention that Britney saw her kids today---wow, stop the presses. As a mother and grandmother, I see my children/grandchildren everyday, as do we all.

Posted at 9:55AM on Apr 4th 2008 by outoftowner

7. L. Ron Hubbard Navy Record
Many have questioned L. Ron Hubbard's claims about curing himself ... Military Record of the Founder of Scientology. August 2, 1976 California Department of Justice requesting info ...

www.lermanet.com/L_Ron_Hubbard/mr209.htm here's some good reading for you scienfreeks out there.

Posted at 10:31AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Robert

8. Tom Cruise is the worst thing to hit Hollywood since the plagues in the bible. He isn't as good looking as he thinks he is. He isn't even a good actor. I can't understand how Katie can stand to be with him. She had her career on track until she got with Tom, now her career stinks just like his. As for Jamie Lynn, everybody makes mistakes. She slept with her boy friend and accidentally got pregnant. She just happens to be in the public eye and everybody's downing her now. How many teens have been pregnant and no one made a specticle of them. As for Britney, give the girl a break. No one knows what her life has been like. She didn't start to party until she got with K-fed. He is the one that introduced partying to her and now everybody thinks he's this perfect person. Well, wake up! He's the same as he was except he's got the kids under his roof. If he had taken his responsibilities seriously, those kids would be with their mother and she would not be in the shape she's in. Have you ever watched their reality show. Anyone living with him has the right to go a little crazy. Now, Heather Mills is another story. She probably loved Paul in the beginning. She probably doesn't now. No one knows what it is like to live with someone until they have done it themselves. Does anyone know how Paul may have treated her. You have to remember, he was married to Linda for decades. He could have treated her mean because she wasn't Linda. No one knows. She does have her daughter to think about. She wants to raise her child and give her the things that Paul gave his offspring he had with Linda. She doesn't have the money and now she doesn't have him and that probably scares her a little. I'd fight for the money too. I'm glad that Russell Crowe seems to be settled down some. It's nice to see one grow up for a change.

Posted at 10:42AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Pennie

9. How exactly does cruise's legal team think they're going to force growers of an illegal plant to change the name of the strain?! I guarantee it will still bear the name when its sold outside the medical marijuana scene, and escpecially overseas in Amsterdam...me thinks they overestimate their power!

Posted at 11:04AM on Apr 4th 2008 by esby77

10. Oh, crap, Heather Mills in the US. Y U C K. Go Home, bitch golddigger.

Posted at 11:12AM on Apr 4th 2008 by whateveryousay

11. cali has KILLER cannibus but damn....i never had any that made
me hallucinate

Posted at 11:47AM on Apr 4th 2008 by socalval420

12. Alot of jealous and misunderstood folks out there talking poorly of Tom Cruise. Why does it effect YOU so much what he does? Does he pay your bills? Buy your groceries? Offer you comfort and companionship when your lonely? or is it that he doesn't? I really have no opinion one way or another on it, but I cringe for you guys who are SO touched by Tom Cruise and what he does. It makes YOU look stupid.

Posted at 12:12PM on Apr 4th 2008 by Angelaondair

13. Heather Mills in the U.S. hiding in a wig and shades.
That's her reality for the rest of her life,
I love it...

Posted at 12:15PM on Apr 4th 2008 by She can run (or hop) but you can't hide...

14. have they ever tested Tom Cruise for steroids? think about it.....

Posted at 12:33PM on Apr 4th 2008 by The way I see it

15. He turned Katie into a complete BORE! I saw her on a talk show she freaked because she almost went out of the house with un hemmed pants! SO FREAKING WHAT!!!! BORING!!!

Posted at 1:36PM on Apr 4th 2008 by Star

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