Dude! You Don't F**k With George's Lady!

George CloojneySuper hotness, er, actor George Clooney, put on his cape and is saving a damsel in distress -- his girlfriend Sarah Larson!

We're hearing Georgie boy received an anonymous voice mail from a man telling him to ditch his chick, saying, "Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!" Nice! Do you stalk your mother with that mouth?

George tells the New Yorker (via Page Six) that he definitely didn't appreciated the warning, and enlisted the help of his chauffeur (random!) who traced the call to a pre-paid cell phone. Unfortunately, they haven't found the culprit.

Brad Pitt, that's not funny!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, George Clooney

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1. Oh yah, George and his current beard... living the lie...whateva..who cares..

Posted at 2:58PM on Apr 6th 2008 by jinga

2. gold digger

Posted at 2:59PM on Apr 6th 2008 by brenda

3. George Clooney is wack, all his movies suck. He thinks he's real smart and he plays a chitty ass Batman too.. A gay Batman..

Posted at 2:59PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Clay_Hata

4. Personally, I think he should dump the *itch too!

Posted at 3:02PM on Apr 6th 2008 by the DQ

5. George Clooney poked fun of Charlton Heston's alzheimer's disease for political gain and will be his legacy forever. The 47 year old high school graduate was told to shut up by Russian and France at the UN according to news.com. % million Americans suffer from Alzheimer's and one out of every eight baby boomers will come down with some sort of dementia withoin the next ten years. many American familes will betaking care of their loved ones strciten by this debilitating and incuraboe disease and do not take kindly to jokes about their poor and sad position in life. never forget and no Clooney is not the brghtest star in Hollywood nor will his career come anywhere close to that of Mr. Charlton Heston. Americans do not take kindly to mocking handicapps and diseased persons for jest and especially for politics. Cruelity is not witty not smart.

Posted at 3:04PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Grace E.

6. My first thought was who else besides his group of friends has his personal home #?

Posted at 3:09PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Chicken stripper

7. Gallant Alzheimer's victim Charlton Heston is refusing to react in anger to George Clooney's joke about is tragic medical condition.

"I don't know the man - never met him, never even spoken to him," the 78-year-old silver screen legend told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview. "But I feel sorry for George Clooney - one day he may get Alzheimer's disease.

"I served my country in World War II. I survived that - I guess I can survive some bad words from this fellow."

Clooney ignited a firestorm of fury while accepting a Special Filmmaking Achievement Award from the National Board of Review in New Tork by telling the audience: "Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's."

And despite the hurt he caused, former "ER" star was unrepentant.

"I don't care," he said defiantly. "Charlton Heston is head of the National Rifle Assiciation - he deserves whatever anyone says about him."

Heston has often been the focus of controversy over his leadership of the NRA, but he was universally praised for his courage last August when he went public with the admission that he was suffering from the incurable - and fatal - disease that has also stricken former actor and President Ronald Reagan.

"I've still got a busy life going," Heston said. "I have no problem remembering things or being aware of things at all."

But if Heston was inclined to forgive Clooney's callous mockery, many others were not so forgiving.

"We've been inundated with e-mails from people across the country expressing outrage," Elizabeth Wilson, of the Alzheimer's Association, told The ENQUIRER.

"It was a totally insensitive joke at the expense of a man who had the courage to come forward, reveal that he had been disgnosed with this tragic disease - and by doing so gave hope to others that attention would be focused on it and perhaps hasten a cure

"It was particularly hurtful to the four million Americans who suffer from Alzheimer's and the 18 million more who love and care for them."


After this stunt George Clooney got to brag that he got to a real Hollywood legend and icon.

Posted at 3:15PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Grace E.

8. Sarah Larson looks like a WalMart version of Melania Trump.

Posted at 3:15PM on Apr 6th 2008 by MSG

9. Ha Ha! Good one MSG!

Posted at 3:27PM on Apr 6th 2008 by "

10. Is Fabio Lurking?

Posted at 3:28PM on Apr 6th 2008 by jeeocus

11. I agree. I think he should dump the *itch too!

Posted at 3:33PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Ade

12. Given the dirty sexy pictures of Larson making it with photos and another man making the web rounds... maybe that's good advice.

Posted at 3:36PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Sunny

13. Sorry George. All of this over a bar wench? I see a golf ball and 18 feet or garden hose....

Posted at 3:37PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Yolanda

14. Pretty don't like Pretty---probably a closet fan waiting to make his move and needs to give her a foot out the door!

Posted at 3:39PM on Apr 6th 2008 by momi4max

15. I don't believe this story. The NY Post is not a fan of George's. He's got top security people working for him who would handle this if there was a real threat. And no way would he talk about Sarah's history, (and let Sarah actually speak), to a reporter now, when these stories have been around since he first met her. Until I see it printed in the New Yorker, I say it's bull.

Posted at 3:46PM on Apr 6th 2008 by justin

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