Paris -- It's Time to Go Clubbing ... Somewhere

Sadly, our daughters are a couple of cocaine addicted aloholic sperm burping gutter sluts. There was a time Nicky was thought to show some intelligence, but alas not so. "Wonky-Eye" Paris has always been semi retarded. Kathy should have practiced birth control.
Sincerely

Rick Hilton

Does Paris still carry around her Bible?

Dear Paris,

Welcome back.
You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

Here we go again! She's baaack...

Dear TMZ,

Nobody but you cares about these two. They are boring. They are ugly. They have rotten taste in clothes.

Paris couldn't find a man on her own and needed Nicole Ritchie to fix her up.

Shouldn't you be covering someone who is doing something with her life? Or at least someone who is HOT? They are NOT!

yay! paris is back! can't wait for all the dumb comments to follow...they give meaning to the existence of low lifes.

800 Pound Gorilla, you are either joking or your crazy.

I am surprised Nicky is clubbing the way Paris is, I wonder if Nicki is loosing her mind,
she unlike Paris has potential.

Paris size 11 shoe size as about as big as they come at a shoe store, any bigger requires
a special order.

paris
couldn't you have stayed away forever?
you are the centre of the universe for a few shallow, money worshipping apes
no one else cares what you do

ps. it is funny you said Kim's behind was like a trash bag full of cottage cheese, I always thought thats what your BRAIN was made of........

800 pound Gorilla likes to fondle bananas.

Great we get 2 hear about her again it waz SO nice w/ out her

Paris, what about the ladies in LA County Jail that you were surpose to help? What about the half-way house? What about helping others and become more in touch with God?

I wonder if Nichole wants paris being a 'role model' for her daughter when she is older?

Good grief, it's Big Bird. How 'bout we all chip in to send her back overseas? It was great not to have to see meaningless articles about her and L.A. and Vegas club hopping for two weeks!

*yawn*

If homeland security let this trash in the US, we have no way to stop terrorists

Club paris, like a baby seal.