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Lorenzo's Inflatable Exes

4/22/2008 11:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lorenzo Lamas' fake-boobed, botox-injected, trashtastic ex wife made a special guest appearance on last night's "Meet the Parents" episode of The Bachelor -- only we're NOT talkin' about Shauna Sand!


As TMZ TV happened to notice -- Lorenzo has a type.

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CHARLES U. FARLEY    

I KNOW THAT THE MOTHER IS A 50 YEAR OLD TRAIN WRECK.D,O.B 9/18/57, WITH A NICE CRIMINAL BACK GROUND I THINK THE REASON SHE CHANGED HER LOOKS AND LAST NAME WAS BECAUSE OF THE TOWING COMPANIES
I THINK THAT THE MAKE UP UNION WENT ON STRIKE BEFORE SHE SHOWED UP ON THE AIR.
HER AND AMY WINEHOUSE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON, CAN YOU SAY "REHAB"
THERE ARE MORE SCARS THAN SCAR FACE HIMSELF ON THAT DRUG INDUCED BODY.
THE PLASTIC SURGEON WASN'T A GOOD FRIEND AT ALL.

2340 days ago
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CHARLES U. FARLEY    

HARVEY LEVIN IS MY IDOL... THE ONLY THING HE DID WRONG WAS PUT THAT MESS ON PRIME TIME...THIS 50 YEAR OLD TRAIN WRECK D.O.B. 9/18/57. REHAB MIGHT HAVE WORKED INSTEAD OF PLASTIC SURGERY.
THERE'S MORE BONDO , (NOT BOTOX) ON THAT FACE THAN A 50 CHEVY...
POOR LORENZO, WHAT A MESS HE LEFT BEHIND.
I ASK 1 THING OF YOU HARVEY, PLEASE DON'T PUT THAT TRAIN BACK ON TV. I CAN'T TAKE THE PUNISHMENT...

2340 days ago
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PolarSkanks    

THESE WOMEN ARE SCARY! I THOUGHT HALLOWEEN WAS OVER! IT'S THE CRYPT KEEPER AND HER LONG LOST SISTER. THESE 2 FISH ARE FREAKS! LORENZO'S CAREER WAS OVER BEFORE IT STARTED. I THINK THIS MOTHER IS WASHED UP AND LOOKS MORE LEATHERED THAN MY BIRKIN BAG! AND CAN WE SAY POKAHONTAS FOR THE SISTER WITH THE DARK ROOTS? SO MUCH BLEACH. WHERE WAS THE STYLIST AND MAKE UP ARTIST FOR THIS SHOW? DID THEY TAKE THE DAY OFF? GOOD LORD!!!

2340 days ago
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Kelli Taylor    

Aww charles U farley, has your coke dealer been imprisoned--are you unable to get your fix? too bad--perhaps you should try some crackrock--it works quicker, and it's cheaper. And what do you look like? Would love to see you in the flesh! Sadistic creep.

2340 days ago
65.

Elizabeth    

CHARLES U FARLEY...YOU SOUND LIKE AN EX BOYFRIEND WHO WAS DUMPED BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP? I'M RIGHT AREN'T I?? SORE LOSER....YOU ONLY MAKE YOURSELF LOOK THE FOOL

2340 days ago
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Elizabeth    

Wow...some bored immature people on here!!! I think it's obvious that Charles U Farley & Big Mouthed Bass are the same person...posting someone's DOB? Right there you gave away that you know someone in this family...and to talk about the woman's children that way? I am embarassed for you...aren't you embarassed for yourself? Your'e single...that I know for a fact....I will pray for you tonight...Karma...it's real.

2340 days ago
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PolarSkanks    

HEY JANICE! I NEVER POSTED ANYONE'S AGE AND I'M NOT CHARLIE FARLEY. I WAS RESPONDING TO SEVERAL OF THE POSTS AND WHAT I FOUND ON GOOGLE. YOU CAN FIND A LOT THERE AND THAT'S HOW I FOUND THE 24/7 CLIP OF SOME GUY NAMED WHITY MEETING SHAYNE'S DAD FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SAYING THAT HE MET HER AT A VIVID PARTY WHICH IS A PORN COMPANY. I HAD NO IDEA HOW OLD THE MOTHER WAS BUT SHE LOOKS OLD. SHE'S ALSO HERE POSTING IF IT'S REALLY HER. IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE ALLOWED HERSELF TO BE PORTRAYED ON NATIONAL TV FOR EVERYONE TO SEE WHAT A MESS SHE IS. I WOULD THINK ON THESE SHOWS THAT THE HAIR, MAKEUP, STYLIST AND INTERIOR DESIGN TEAMS WOULD TRY TO MAKE THINGS LOOK A LITTLE NICER. WATCHING THIS IS HARD ENOUGH AND NOW WITH HD TV IT'S EVEN WORSE. MY EYES NEED A BREAK FROM ALL OF THIS SKANKYNESS!

2340 days ago
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Elizabeth    

Billy The Big Mouthed ASS....ummmmm....if your eyes need a break for "all the skaniness" how about changing the chanel IDIOT!!!!! And if it's so bad WHY ARE YOU WATCHING IN THE 1ST PLACE??? Now everyone knows you aren't very briggt...going to a vivid party means nothing...it's Hollywood, my best friend's husband works for the Red Light District and they go to parties all the time....they are not Porn stars, they are parents, go to church every Sunday so grow up people go to parties...doesn;t make them bad people and people like you should go fall off the face of the earth...seriously....they don't come much dumber!

2340 days ago
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TammyG    

WOW! Billy, you give Wisconin a bad name - please do me a favor and never mention my home state again.

Michele is a beautiful person, inside and out.

I cannot say that about a lot of you that posted comments here.

2340 days ago
70.

TrueFriend    

TONY CAN YOU JUST RUN AWAY WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS FOR ONCE AND ALL? MICHELE HAS SO MANY PEOPLE WHO LOVE HER, SHE IS A WONDERFUL PERSON. YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD.

2340 days ago
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PolarSkanks    

I DIDN'T SAY I'M FROM HERE. I'M JUST HERE DOING SOME WORK. WISCONSIN. THERE I SAID IT. TAMMY YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT TAMMY FAYE BAKER REINCARNATED? DID YOU COME BACK TO DO THESE 2 FISH FACE'S MAKEUP JOBS? THANKS FOR STOPPING BY TAMMY FAYE SKANKCHEESE! IF YOU WERE REALLY MICHELE'S FRIEND YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER LET HER GO ON NATIONAL TV LOOKING LIKE SHE DID! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND? LET ME BUY YOU ALL SOME GLASSES AND A TRIP TO THE MAKEUP COUNTER AT NORDSTROMS.

2340 days ago
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Kelli Taylor    

G0 smoke your crackpipe bigass--it is very clear you are either 1) a lunatic stalker or 2) A schizotypal idiot with nothing better to do than to sit on their ugly ass behind a computer and spew hatred--you'll get what's coming to you--of that I am sure.

2340 days ago
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"Shame" Lame-Ass    

I went 2 skool wit Shayen and Aj Both r mad addicts an still r Used 2 do ice wit Jason an e1 We all smoked 420 wit there moms 2 an we have movies wit Sahyne in em doin stuff in lv she still hot but she no angle

2340 days ago
74.

Elizabeth    

Anthony M Wood don't make me come to that crap hole on Coldwater Canyon...come get your unsightly piece of crap off my property NOW! How disappointed Steve, Dovie, Deborah, Micheline & Karen will be when I forward these posts to them!!! You are a sad strange little man....go take some Viagra and then come get this hunk of junk before I tow it to the junkyard where you obviously belong

2340 days ago
75.

Elizabeth    

JesseJ are u sure you still aren't in school? You can't even
spell....

2340 days ago
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