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4/22/2008 7:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
No More "Mother"-in' for Brit ... Yet

All of a sudden, Britney Spears has turned into Marlon Brando: She won't do another episode of "How I Met Your Mother" until she approves the script. Not enough "y'alls" in this line, y'all!

Us reports that, according to a source, "Nothing is signed yet" and Brit is waiting for the right material. "No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment."

Doogie can rest easy, for now.

It's Ali Downhill from Here for Lil' Lohan


And so it begins for Ali Lohan: She's started filming her first movie in L.A., and, no surprise, she's already playing older.

People reports that 14-year-old Ali will be playing "a popular high school senior" in the film, called "Mostly Ghostly," which is about an 11-year-old boy who befriends two ghosts. As she told Teen Vogue this month, "I grew up watching Lindsay. It made we want to do what she does."

We'll just leave that hanging there, pregnantly.

Diane Gets Hooker Busted by Mom


Note to prostitutes: Your mama will still recognize you even if a TV show gets you all disguised with dark lighting, fake voice, and distorted profile.

That's what happened to one woman who appeared on an ABC special on prostitution, reports the New York Post, who thought she'd avoid detection during her interview with Diane Sawyer. Too bad: Her parents happened to watch the show, and the mom emailed the call girl to bust her.

Oddly enough, on her blog, the woman didn't seem all that bothered by the unveiling.

Party Favors: Scientolospawn to Play Lil' Will in Flick ... Harry Potter's in Love ... At Least One Knick Does Something Useful


Connor Cruise will be making his film debut in the upcoming Will Smith film "Seven Pounds," reports People, and curiously enough he will be playing a younger version of Smith's character. ... Daniel "I Was Harry Potter and I'm Loaded" Radcliffe is in thrall to a hot Aussie blonde, according to reports. Hermione's just turned 18, and Harry is making a play for an Aussie blonde. What in the name of Dumbledore is going on? ... While James Dolan, Isiah, and the rest of the New York Knickermorons go off to spend their ill-gotten cash, we're glad to hear that ex-Knick Allan Houston gave $20,000 each to "youngpreneurs" who will be starting businesses in Harlem through his Allan Houston Foundation.

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anonymous:  1391 days ago

It's a contract Harvey would you sign something without reading it first ?! This is all you have on Brit ?!? Damn it sucks to be you today huh ?.

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writergal:  1391 days ago

sounds crazy, but that Diane Sawyer hooker writes really well....

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ezstreet:  1391 days ago

f-off brittney , she is begging for work , yet she thinks she will make the rules . she can't act , she should be thankful for any offer she gets , the only thing she does well is spred her legs and do drugs , please o.d. already

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aNITA:  1391 days ago

the correct spelling is y'all, not ya'll. What exactly are you contracting with ya'll? Ya all? That's stupid. Y'all is the correct contraction of You All. Write it 100 times and until you get it straight.

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.....:  1391 days ago

Britney approve a script? You've got to be kidding. Instead of pretending she's someone with talent and is in demand, she need to shut up and be thankful someone was willing to take a risk and cast her at all. Britney, honey, your diva days are long gone.

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Ed:  1391 days ago

Who gives a CRAP about Lohans little sister.

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writebabe:  1391 days ago

Why is Connor Cruise's casting curious? He is African American or has it been so long since you ran a picture of him you've forgotten?

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Liz:  1391 days ago

I agree with writergal................the NY call girl should write a novel. It would be on the NY Times bestseller list! Unbelievable blog. Whewww!

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FlBiker:  1391 days ago

Get back to us when Dina, Lindsay and the sister are in a 3-some lesbo porn flick. Until then, just not interested.

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me:  1391 days ago

hooker chick has skills....writing skills that is, among other things i'm sure. i agree that she should write a novel.

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my3cent$:  1391 days ago

writebabe: I took it to mean that it's "curious" that Conner was casted because Tom and Will are like best friends (not because TMZ thinks Conner is white). Just a guess...never know what those guys at TMZ think tho!

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Party 'till you die!:  1391 days ago

Oh lookie! Now Twit's ego is trying to dictate how something else is run! Since when does a stupid guest star get control over a show? What a massive display of ego! And who is going to let this mental midget dictate anything to them, as her track record in the past has not been exactly what you would cal stellar? As the star of the show, N.P. Harris said, just a bit of 'stunt casting'. A real Cunning Stunt alright, but without the STunning part!

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my3cent$:  1391 days ago

Where did you get that she was trying to "dictate" and "control" the show? Oh, good grief. I can't stand Britney personally, but get a grip. She wants to see a script before committing to do it. It's that simple! A script hasn't been written yet PERIOD. It's not like she's trying to change things or demanding a new script...just a script. Some of you people just don't read the article before jumping in head first flying off the handle with wild assumptions.

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Tim:  1391 days ago

Good decision by Brit's parents. They probably thought the part where Brit's character wanted to go back with Barney and have sex was not something they wanted repeated. I'll bet they just want to avoid a repeat of something like that.

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Cynda:  1391 days ago

IT'S Y'ALL, y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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