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Miley "Memoirs" Really Worth Millions?

4/23/2008 8:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Well they must not be paying her by the word: Miley Cyrus just inked a deal to write her *choke, gag* memoirs – for what's being called a "seven-figure" deal.

15-year-old Miley will recount the portion of her life for which she has been a sentient human being for the Disney Book Group. MC says she hopes to "motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together." Yawn, but if those saucy snaps are any indication, Volume Two should be a hell of a lot hotter.

Miley made $18.5 million last year.

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VAN-HALEN ROCKS    

she'll end up like brit and lohan....

2342 days ago
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Lenn K.    

Don't you have to have some of life's experiences first before you write a memoir. She's 15 and doesn't even date yet.

2342 days ago
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hannah montana fan    

shessh tmz , that a fake pic of miley , she has blue eye this pic there brown , Rock on miley !!!

2342 days ago
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Bird    

My grandfather was borderline senile and I couldn't make him do anything he didn't want to do. If what they are saying is true then grandma might be borderline retarded.

2342 days ago
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JM    

Fresh Morning On The Beach

2342 days ago
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T    

And my 8 year old looks up to her??? NICE!!!

2342 days ago
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Insert comical name here    

Oh, how exciting, the memoirs of a teenager girl. I can't wait to get my hands on those words of wisdom, perhaps now my life will have meaning.

2342 days ago
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Kendra    

Good for Eli and his wife. You have to look at it in the perspective that they have been together since high school. What new things are they going to do that they haven't already done. This is more like a Vacation to them more then a honeymoon probably. I know when my fiance and I are married next year we will probably do the same thing. We've been together for 3/1/2 year and have two children. We need some R&R by that time.

2342 days ago
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Angiebaby    

What does she have to tell at her age? Maybe it's more like "a good advice, making the best of yourself" tome for girls. That would make more sense. Now, Moi, on the other hand, I would MSU if they wanted to pay me a seven figure amount for my memoirs. (In reality... my memoirs would take more than one volume, and I'm not even dead yet. And yes, friends, truth IS stranger than fiction! Stay tuned....)

2342 days ago
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Will    

Miley writes, "And then when I was six, my dad got me a pony, only it was white and i wanted black and that was the deepest darkest moment of my life, i am still SO traumatized oh my god! And then when i was seven one day i laughed so hard milk came out of my nose and that was so funny and then when i was seven and a half..." Wow, I can't wait!

2342 days ago
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Rocco and David    


Adults may find this boring but young girls and teen girls will not. Not everyone wants every girl in American to expolit herself sexually. It's nice to see something other than a celeb sex tape or the like..... I'll buy it just to add to her millions and because I like her.

2342 days ago
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wasted days and wasted nights    

"And then I told my diary that when Kid Rock got into a fight with that guy at the Waffle House, it just made like perfect sense because a Waffle House really does look like a double-wide with lots of windows, so it was like, you know, just another day in the park."

2342 days ago
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Insert comical name here    

Good, did you miss the photo of her pulling down her shirt to expose her bra/boobs? How is that not a teenager exploiting her sexuality? I admit she hasn't progressed to the sex tape level so far, but she appears to be well on her way, just like her role modle Brit. Gag, these kids in the media are turning into total skanks before they even reach the voting age. What the heck happened to the innocence of childhood in this country?

2342 days ago
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Darv    

Amen #13.

2342 days ago
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Ed    

Mileys Dad needs his butt kicked for letting her pose for sexuallly suggestive photos at too young an age, and for acting the same way in concert. As for her autobiohraphy, I think Beaver Cleaver should also have written an autobiography, At the age when he first started working on Leave It To Beaver.

2342 days ago
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