1. She is probably on painkillers. The rest of the judges seem to be smoking some major ganja to have picked Brooke White to be on the show. That chick just sucks.

Posted at 12:35PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Carl

2. ...Say what...???

Posted at 12:38PM on Apr 30th 2008 by JEnJEn

3. Sounds like she's eating cotton.

Posted at 12:45PM on Apr 30th 2008 by JessBcuz

4. My money is on perscription pain killers like Green Bay QB Brent Farb and radio talker Rush Limbaugh. Question: is it Vicodin or full-blown Oxy Contin?

Posted at 12:48PM on Apr 30th 2008 by OooooNoooo!

5. wow, what was that again? gess paula, can you talk

Posted at 12:49PM on Apr 30th 2008 by pattie

6. How can his crack whore still be alive? she would do us a favor if she overdoses!

Posted at 12:50PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Pip

7. isn't paula playing around with these young boys? she likes them young.

Posted at 12:51PM on Apr 30th 2008 by pattie

8. I can't understand her? It's as if she's got dementia? What IS she on? I mean.............be sober or leave the show circus

Posted at 12:53PM on Apr 30th 2008 by G Clooney

9. Attempted damage control gone horribly wrong.

What in the hell is she talking about? It's so obvious that she's on something.

Jesus, American Idol is such a mess this season. Awful theme weeks, and Paula is in worse shape than ever.

Posted at 12:56PM on Apr 30th 2008 by brazen weep

10. When she looked at her notes and mistakenly thought the second song she critiqued was also by Jason she said it was just alright, but when she realized it was by David she started saying how great the song was. The show is rigged and it doesn't matter how bad or well they sing. David could fart on stage and Paula would say it was the greatest!

Posted at 1:00PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Mikey

11. Yea, right. Paula wants us to believe that her critique on Jason's "2nd song" was actually the critique for David Cooks first song? Okay whatever. That woman never has anything bad to say about David Cook. She is just full of bull. She just doesn't know what the hell she is talking about and she's trying to cover her butt but obviously not doing a very good job at it.

Posted at 1:01PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Nita

12. Paula should be fired, as should Nigel, the producer. They basically ruined the show last night by revealing how fake it all is. Paula's attempt at damage control on Ryan's show just perpetuates the lie-- at least own up to the fact that either someone fed you lines in an attempt to get Jason booted, or else you judged based on rehearsals. Either way, it's bad, but at least owning up to it gives some shred of dignity to this mess. As for the show itself, they can save face by starting to ACTUALLY JUDGE David Archuleta instead of pretending he's amazing to keep him on the show for ratings. The kid is creepy, at best.

Posted at 1:04PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Lex

13. What's she smokin?

Posted at 1:13PM on Apr 30th 2008 by what the he!!

14. What she is saying doesn't add up, as usual. She said she was talking about David Cook instead of Jason, but she raved about Cook's performance later. When she was confused she was saying negative stuff so HELLO pop another pill Paula!

Posted at 1:16PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Kelford

15. Hey Paula, no one is buying your lame excuse.............go have another drink.

Posted at 1:17PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Raven