
Instead, Paula showed up on "On-Air with Ryan Seacrest" this morning and explained how it all went down.
Good luck trying to decipher it.

She is probably on painkillers. The rest of the judges seem to be smoking some major ganja to have picked Brooke White to be on the show. That chick just sucks.
Yea, right. Paula wants us to believe that her critique on Jason's "2nd song" was actually the critique for David Cooks first song? Okay whatever. That woman never has anything bad to say about David Cook. She is just full of bull. She just doesn't know what the hell she is talking about and she's trying to cover her butt but obviously not doing a very good job at it.
My money is on perscription pain killers like Green Bay QB Brent Farb and radio talker Rush Limbaugh. Question: is it Vicodin or full-blown Oxy Contin?
I can't understand her? It's as if she's got dementia? What IS she on? I mean.............be sober or leave the show circus
Attempted damage control gone horribly wrong.
What in the hell is she talking about? It's so obvious that she's on something.
Jesus, American Idol is such a mess this season. Awful theme weeks, and Paula is in worse shape than ever.
Actually.... Paula's more entertaining than the Audition show performers - so, if they want to chnge it up for next year, just put the camera on Paula. I think she probably DID take notes on the dress rehearsal performances and just got confused in her own personal time/space continum.
Remember kids. "A mind is a terrible thing to WASTE".
When she looked at her notes and mistakenly thought the second song she critiqued was also by Jason she said it was just alright, but when she realized it was by David she started saying how great the song was. The show is rigged and it doesn't matter how bad or well they sing. David could fart on stage and Paula would say it was the greatest!
Paula should be fired, as should Nigel, the producer. They basically ruined the show last night by revealing how fake it all is. Paula's attempt at damage control on Ryan's show just perpetuates the lie-- at least own up to the fact that either someone fed you lines in an attempt to get Jason booted, or else you judged based on rehearsals. Either way, it's bad, but at least owning up to it gives some shred of dignity to this mess. As for the show itself, they can save face by starting to ACTUALLY JUDGE David Archuleta instead of pretending he's amazing to keep him on the show for ratings. The kid is creepy, at best.
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