Occasion: Baby shower
Subject: Jamie Lynn Spears
Reason for Caring so Much: Unknown

We can't be sure if the woman under the shade tree is Britney Spears, but enhanced imaging has detected outlines of Skittles and a can of Fanta. You be the judge.
I don't get all of you. Why is it that just because someone is from the south, they are automatically "hillbillies?" How would you like it if all us "hillbillies" started calling everyone from the north pompas a**holes, or better yet, drug dealers, murderers, rapists... You know, I could go ON and ON about northerners.. So how about this.. A baby shower is a f***ing baby shower whether it is for a celebraty or for a normal person.
And what's with you people getting in a damn helicopter to get pictures of people sitting around talking? Sure TMZ makes money from this site by its viewers, but they are starting to become exactly what they are making fun of. WASTING MONEY LIKE BRITNEY! Right?
So just stfu and get over yourselves.
Thank you very much from COVINGTON, LOUISIANA.
Screw you!
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