Tom Cruise Is the Devil?

Besides boasting about what a great actor he thinks he is, Tom Cruise may be trying to tell us something else with the launch of his official website -- he's Satan! Scientolo-what?!
Tom Cruisazay website
Like an endless masturbation session, Tom's new official site features an interminable video with scenes from his films of the last 25 years -- minus the forgettable 1983 teen sex comedy "Losin' It" -- set to "Also sprach Zarathustra" the devilish themed song from "2001: A Space Odyssey" and the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil." Perhaps Lucifer was a fan of "Dianetics," too.

Also missing from the site, Tom's couch jumping incident, the Matt Lauer interview and that Scientolocrazy video.



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1. Who cares, it is George Clooneys birthday today. Happy Birthday HUNK!

Posted at 11:20AM on May 6th 2008 by Kelli

2. Actually "Sympathy for the Devil" was covered by Guns N' Roses for Tom's film "Interview with the Vampire", Maybe he's just a Space Vamp?

Posted at 11:21AM on May 6th 2008 by Kobo

3. creepytommy

Posted at 11:21AM on May 6th 2008 by the barbarian

4. L. RON HUBBARD SAID HE WANTED TO BE 666 MARK OF THE BEAST! YOU CAN HEAR A RECORDING OF IT ON THE INTERNET.

Posted at 11:21AM on May 6th 2008 by L. RON

5. not the devil though close. he actually seems like a gay man too afraid to come out of the closet - but boy does he love him some self in that closet

Posted at 11:22AM on May 6th 2008 by hmmm

6. TOTAL FREAK!

Posted at 11:29AM on May 6th 2008 by Blah

7. You shouldn't link your post to the Scientology video if you removed it.

Posted at 11:31AM on May 6th 2008 by John

8. He is so out of touch with reality - He probably thinks MI# did outstanding at the box office. Ha. Think again hasbeen- Its over for you......Tom is so insane I cant even watch him speak- I believe he is suffering from mental illness.

Posted at 11:31AM on May 6th 2008 by jeezlouise

9. Yeah, Tom Cruise is the DEVIL/SATAN.....and a TOTAL FREAK!!!!

Posted at 1:21PM on May 6th 2008 by jbcrez

10. You people have problems. Tom Cruise is a great actor. And I want people to leave him alone. So what if some of his movies didn't make the millions they were expected to? The worst movie he ever made probably grossed more money than we will ever see. AND so what if he jumped on the couch because he loves Katie? Most people would be very lucky to have someone in their lives that feels so strongly about them. I don't know why it makes people feel better to talk bad about the people they are jealous of. Why don't you focus on someone who has actually done something WRONG. Pick someone who doesn't care about people. Or better yet, go to a therapist and talk about yourself.

Posted at 11:45AM on May 6th 2008 by Leah

11. Sorry Tom, you are OVER. Jumped the SHARK! Go AWAY!

Posted at 11:46AM on May 6th 2008 by sheesh

12. Tom Cruise needs a psyciatrist and some anti-psycotic medicaions to ease his megalamania.

Posted at 11:47AM on May 6th 2008 by web

13. Okay all you, more educated that I persons: I really would like to know, if a cult has programed you, which is said about Tom, (I am not sure if that is true), can you be deprogramed? This is not a joke. I am asking because I do not know. He just seems to get worse, and it is sad. I don't really care about him, but was thinking of all those children in Texas taken from the homes. Can they be helped. Tom believes what he wants, he like power and sometimes people who feel powerless become bullies, which seems to be the case in all articles about him, and his cult family. Not sure if that is true either, but maybe one of you know? Thanks for any answers even if they are mean. I have very little knowledge of these things.

Posted at 11:47AM on May 6th 2008 by Carolyn

14. To all the above haters. Talk about creepy. Really. Get our of your basements and get jobs. You'll feel a lot better. S.

Posted at 12:15PM on May 6th 2008 by sacha1

15. Wow, that's a stunning photo of him.

Posted at 11:50AM on May 6th 2008 by paisley40

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