Michael on Dina -- What a Mother F***er!

5/7/2008 1:25 PM PDT
Michael Lohan was piiiissed when he found out his ex-wife Dina was off getting an award for her *irony coming in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...* spectacular mothering abilities, when she was supposed to be at a family therapy session.

Mike told us that White Oprah was in contempt of court for ditching their meeting, a charge that Dina later called "crazy." A lawyer for Dina couldn't be reached for comment.

With parents like these, who needs kids?