Nick Cannon Doesn't Give a S**t
Newlywed Nick Cannon needed to stock up for his big night with Mariah Carey by shopping for laxatives.
Being married to Mariah can leave a man feeling backed up inside.
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(Page 2 of 4) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. Dallas, enjoying the storm? I took the morning off.
She is on the phone telling Nick what kind to get her.
Posted at 9:49AM on May 14th 2008 by Kelli
17. I love him he's cute
Posted at 9:53AM on May 14th 2008 by south africa
18. Gofer for Miss Gopher.
Pick her up a Baby Ruth and Hershey Bar so she can drop the kids off at the pool.
Posted at 9:51AM on May 14th 2008 by chicken stripper
19. Is that Gene Simmons in the background?
Posted at 9:54AM on May 14th 2008 by Rai
20. NO! That isn't Gene people!
Posted at 9:55AM on May 14th 2008 by Kelli
21. Good grief.................do you think Gene Simmons would be caught in a pair of "ugly" tennis shoes?
K~ It is still so dark outside and the dog does not do storms! Nervous Nellie!
Posted at 10:04AM on May 14th 2008 by Dallas
22. i can't believe you won't post my other damn post-you know it's relevant. NO BALLS
Posted at 10:06AM on May 14th 2008 by mary jane
23. Sorry to be off topic folks.
Dallas, that is hilarious. My "Lazy Lillie" left a gift for me on the rug by the back door.
Posted at 10:08AM on May 14th 2008 by Kelli
24. #8 way too early in the morning for that sh#t-TMZ you removed posts tamer than that yesterday-what's up?
Posted at 10:11AM on May 14th 2008 by mary jane
25. Thank you TMZ for removing comment 8................entirely to early for that!
Posted at 10:17AM on May 14th 2008 by Dallas
26. Nick Cannon gets off to the attention - any attention he can get. He is no Will Smith and hooking up with Mariah was a smart business move. The extra bonus is that he gets a woman who is in her prime and ready to settle down. Nick - Don't screw this one up!
Posted at 10:30AM on May 14th 2008 by Krishna
27. Mariah was getting a little cranky so Nick thought he would help her out with a "movement"!
Posted at 10:28AM on May 14th 2008 by Dallas
28. What's up with all the high school level writing today? I thought TMZ was run by adults.
Posted at 10:34AM on May 14th 2008 by Austin Sez....
29. I don't know that he bought laxatives. I see a guy standing in an aisle talking on the cell phone, which I see everywhere I go. And even if he did, big whoop-dee-damn-doo! Is this what we have to look forward to, now? Every little tiny minutia thing that Nick Cannon does? Nick reads the paper, Nick drinks coffee, Nick gets in a car, Nick wears a shirt, Nick walks on the sidewalk. Jeesh....you call yourself a gossip site. Once again, you need to get out the dictionary and find out the definition of gossip.
Posted at 10:40AM on May 14th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds
30. "I thought TMZ was run by adults."
What on earth would make you think that? Haven't you ever read the captions? Adults tend to have a grasp of basic grammar.
Posted at 10:45AM on May 14th 2008 by Edumacated
