Nick Cannon Doesn't Give a S**t

31. And for the rest of his life he'll be followed around by the likes of TMZ, watching him buy Fixodent when he's 80 years old. Hopefully the world won't be so celebrity obsessed in the future.

Posted at 11:46AM on May 14th 2008 by Jan

32. QueenNYCMike I hope you are reading this! And they removed your post about Mike Epps yesterday. Check out #8---nice, huh? Kind of suspicious, TMZ. Queens post was way over your little boy/girl heads. You like #8 because it is tittilating for your 12 year old staffers. biased censors

Posted at 10:52AM on May 14th 2008 by mary jane

33. She's sure got him working! She married him to be her caretaker, forget true live. Reminds me of that old 80's song....."he works hard for the money, so hard for his honey. He works hard for the money, so you better treat him right......"

Posted at 11:17AM on May 14th 2008 by Hideous

34. Is that Gene Simmons in the background?

Posted at 11:58AM on May 14th 2008 by Todd

35. I guess Mariah's still on the opiates.

Posted at 11:21AM on May 14th 2008 by Ken

36. Leave the poor guy alone! Who cares. It is his business for god's sake.

Posted at 11:30AM on May 14th 2008 by mommy2two

37. 8. Posted at 9:32AM on May 14th 2008 by Mariah Carey licks out Nick Cannon in bottom hole.



Ah man, this muffin sure was good til my eyes reached #8's disgusting comment. Dont you have school or something #8? Does your mother know you snuck onto her computer? Go get an education!!!

Posted at 11:38AM on May 14th 2008 by JessBcuz

38. Don't these people have assistants to do this crap for them? Heck he bought her a what a 1-2 million dollar ring and he doesn't have anyone to fetch is errands for him? Maybe he's going to spike this into her food so that she won't be an uptight witch.

Posted at 11:50AM on May 14th 2008 by NYCGIRL

39. Well, what can I say??? How else does one keep oneself thin??? It ain't no secret!

Posted at 12:14PM on May 14th 2008 by Kat Ramone

40. TMZ-Why did you even "go there" with this story? Stupid and disgusting.

Posted at 11:58AM on May 14th 2008 by vj-dj

41. Wow, TMZ posting Nick Cannon buying stuff? WOW! Stop the presses!! I guess times are tough and news is thin these days. Name me one person who works at TMZ that has not bought or was in need of TUMS or other anti-acid, fiber, Immodium or laxitives for that matter. Is the big "laxitive reveal" supposed to be newsworthy or funny or intended to send a message that Nick and Mariah should roll into a ball of shame for breaking such celebrity rules? TMZ, are you all collectively 5 years old, giggling on and on about bowel movements and bodily functions..yeah, how funny, huh? Good Lord, these people are celebrities, not super human where they don't need medicine. I recommend a serious "head out of your ass" procedure for all of TMZ and perhaps the staff needs some serious laxitives and enimas on top of it because it's them who are seriously backed up with underwhelming and flat news these days. Keep searching TMZ, you may actually find a priceless celebrity moment where your phoographers catch the very rare purchase of cold medicine, allergy medicine, maybe a pack of gum? Who knows what's next on the celebrity shopping list. Stay tuned! Completely shameless, tasteless and sad.

Posted at 12:04PM on May 14th 2008 by Brian

42. #8 - You've gone way too far!!!!!!!!! "Be careful", it's called tact, try it sometime, you'll get further in life!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:18PM on May 14th 2008 by law girl

43. Nick Cannon and Gene Simons in the same row looking for laxative for their fans?

Posted at 5:36PM on May 14th 2008 by VirginiaG

44. GOOD LORD TMZ, MAYBE HE JUST SO HAPPENED TO ANSWER THE PHONE IN THAT SECTION AND IS JUST ABSENTMINDEDLY LOOKING IN THE GENERAL AREA OF THESE LAXATIVES!!! GEEZ, YOU PEOPLE ARE SO IDIOTIC!!!

Posted at 12:52PM on May 14th 2008 by FreakHater

45. Hideous ~ Thank you................I will be singing that song all day! Dolly would be proud!

Posted at 1:44PM on May 14th 2008 by Dallas