John Mayer Can Go Jiu-Jitsu On Your Ass

1. It is official TMZ is totally in love with John Mayer...posting after posting on this dufus.

Posted at 3:45PM on May 15th 2008 by agent smith

2. Jiu-Jitsu does not use elbows or any striking. He is most likely doing a useless dojo martial art that will only lead to you catchinga beating.

Posted at 4:00PM on May 15th 2008 by alumyna

3. please, that's no jiujitsu, it seems to be something like a personal defense class. they are not even touching each other. but well, i guess that's only enough for a singer.

Posted at 3:53PM on May 15th 2008 by Eduardo Raad

4. Ok, after watching the video he is for sure doing a mcdojo fighting style.

P.S.

John, when parrying a punch you should not twist your body so much as you are leaving yourself open for a straight.

Posted at 4:00PM on May 15th 2008 by alumyna

5. i wish i had John to defend me from crime.... no this is not a joke

Posted at 3:57PM on May 15th 2008 by jp

6. TMZ does love this dillweed, His ass looks like a big camel toes wearing shaggy jeans. I keep waiting (waiting) waiting for his clothes to change!

Posted at 4:02PM on May 15th 2008 by Krishna

7. Can we just put John Mayer, Jamie Lynn Spears, Prince Von Whatsisname, Suge Whoever He Is and all the other people TMZ stalks and ship them all off to some island somewhere?

Posted at 4:08PM on May 15th 2008 by PeterGriffin

8. Preparing to fight off Jessica now that Tony dumped her.

Posted at 6:03PM on May 15th 2008 by k

9. John Mayer Can Go Jiu-Jitsu On Your Ass!

Lowes to Nanny -- Your Case is Full of S**t!

Jamie Lynn Layin' a Brick S***house?


What is up with all the trashy headlines today? Sounds like someone's white trash cousin talking.

Posted at 4:14PM on May 15th 2008 by Benjamin Linus

10. Old puss face Aniston sure knows how to pick time!

Posted at 4:29PM on May 15th 2008 by toni

11. leave my boyfriend alone, he's not bothering any one, he is just trying to live his life, i like john., go john!!!!

Posted at 4:31PM on May 15th 2008 by sf

12. Try them moves against some boilin water!! -useless much?

Posted at 4:37PM on May 15th 2008 by Earl

13.
he just loves the man-on-man
up front and close contact;

he's a catcher AND receiver;

plays BOTH ends of the field......

Posted at 5:12PM on May 15th 2008 by rosaparks

14. its Krav Maga The instructor is a friend of mine

Posted at 5:53PM on May 15th 2008 by Joe Smith

15. " why else would John Mayer be taking martial arts classes in NYC?" To kick the sh*t out of photographers who get too close!

Posted at 5:27PM on May 15th 2008 by Lucy Phoenix