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Britney Gets Down on All Fours

5/17/2008 6:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??


Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.

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121.

zmt    

What is a "T-QUAT"? It's certainly not an English word.

2160 days ago
122.

yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

...and it's 'rebellious t-quat' on top of all that!! (??)!

2160 days ago
123.

Studly    

This could have been a really interesting blog, Mel Gibson, Britney Spears...Except for this Split Bi-polar Schitzophrenic and psychotic nutcase of a personality (not Britney) Krishna seems to have just, I can't even explain it.

2160 days ago
124.

zmt    

137. ...and it's 'rebellious t-quat' on top of all that!! (??)!
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Yeah, good point. And what are we supposedly rebelling against? The "wisdom" of Krishna? Hahahahaha!

2160 days ago
125.

yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

yaaaah. single personality disorders rule...i don't know how they do it!

2160 days ago
126.

yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

the 'wisdom of krishna' is frickin jilarious (iss mexican pronounciation!!)

2160 days ago
127.

Studly    

The real Krsna wouldn't tolerate this demoniac imposter!

2160 days ago
128.

zmt    

ME MORE BABY GIMME ONE & HIT HIT DON'T TIME BABY OH TO MORE ME BABY FORGET


2160 days ago
129.

Studly    

Karma is one cause of Insanity.

2160 days ago
130.

zmt    

YOU SEE, I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, IT MUST MEAN THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH BRIT. I CANNOT CONCEIVE OF THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU COULD BE CRITICAL OF BRITNEY AND MYSELF AT THE SAME TIME. IT JUST COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAPPEN THAT ANYONE WHO DISLIKES BRITNEY COULD BE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT OPPOSED TO ME OR MY WISDOM. UNLESS YOU ARE JUST REBELLIOUS INGRATES.

2160 days ago
131.

Mr. Hat    

As your children must be proud of your comments.

2160 days ago
132.

zmt    

ALSO, CONCERNING BRITNEY'S KIDS. I WANT THEM TO SUFFER. I WILL LAUGH WHENEVER THEY FEEL PAIN OR HUMILIATION. IN FACT, IF I COULD, I'D BE THE ONE TO INFLICT THIS PAIN ON THEM, MYSELF. I'LL FIND THEM AND I'LL MAKE SURE TO WAVE ALL THOSE PICTURES OF THEIR MOMMY'S NAPPY IN THEIR FACE, JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY SUFFER HORRIBLY. THAT WILL GIVE ME SO MUCH PLEASURE!

2160 days ago
133.

Mr. Hat    

Oh, dear Avenger. Where have you been?
I fear things are not well with John and me.

2160 days ago
134.

zmt    

146. Karma is one cause of Insanity.

Posted at 8:32PM on May 17th 2008 by Careful of your Karma
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To Krishna: your karma just ran over your dogma.

2160 days ago
135.

Studly    

y'know TMZ's gonna kick this guy to the curb any day now. Any psychiatrists like to comment while they have the chance?

2160 days ago
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