Hoff to Cowell: Your Girlfriend Gave Me Rugburn

David Hasselhoff has now done something Simon Cowell may never do -- propose to Terri Seymour!


For some unknown reason, the Hoff got down on one knee for Cowell's main squeeze outside of a marriage chapel at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas -- and wooed her with the impossibly awkward line, "I'm single, and I don't like being alone."


Earlier that evening, Hoff took the stage at club Prive and performed one of his "hits" for the half-his-age, non-German crowd -- and they actually seemed to enjoy it! The world will now end in 5, 4, 3 ...



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Reader Comments

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1. I BET THAT RYAN SEACREST HAS RUG BURNS ON HIS KNEES FROM TIME SPENT WITH SIMON C. CLAY'S HAVE ALREADY HEALED!!!!!!

Posted at 5:18PM on May 17th 2008 by wayne

2. david hasselhoff is a hot mess.

the man really needs to get into some rehab ... and take some time to figure out wth is wrong with him ....



Posted at 5:19PM on May 17th 2008 by ..::raven::..

3. um wayne, stop yelling .... what are you 10?

and you're not funny ... the jokes about ryan and simon are old ... and false.

grow up.

Posted at 5:21PM on May 17th 2008 by ..::raven::..

4. I LOVE THE HOFFSTER.

Posted at 5:38PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna

5. Hope she carries hand sanitizer in her bag.

Posted at 6:44PM on May 17th 2008 by Angiebaby

6. He seems very serious and drags her away. RUN!

Posted at 7:23PM on May 17th 2008 by thrasherbetty

7. Hoff's daughter must be proud.............Dude your done!!! Kitt is waiting to drive you to the land of "WHO CARES"

Posted at 8:28PM on May 17th 2008 by Potato Head

8. Terri Seymour's voice makes me want to drill my eardrums out with an icepick. To be such a "voice" critic, I have no idea how Simon stands to hear her bar fly shrill. And she's not cute. Bag of bones.

Hoff is just crazy trying to regain the fame of his BayWatch days. Hoff, it's over. Put down the bottle and accept it. Times change and people age. Life.

Posted at 12:09AM on May 18th 2008 by my3cent$

9. he proposed simply because there was a camera around - please the man is a publicity hoe, good for him he has TMZ to keep him in the news.

Posted at 7:02AM on May 18th 2008 by A

10. That's because he's a has been and he's making his cash by sucking up big time to Simon. Yes, even Simon loves the attention. Smooth moves David Hasselripoff.

Posted at 12:31PM on May 18th 2008 by hmmmm

11. That's because he's a has been and he's making his cash by sucking up big time to Simon. Yes, even Simon loves the attention. Smooth moves David Hasselripoff.

Posted at 12:32PM on May 18th 2008 by hmmmm

12. I'm that girl!!!

Can I defend myself by saying that it was my 21st birthday?

hahaha oh man, this is one for the books...

Posted at 10:40PM on May 18th 2008 by katie

13. All the little twit girls are upset cause he got custody of the girls boo hoo

Posted at 6:25AM on May 19th 2008 by stop the madness