LiLo Pimps Out Birthday to Highest Bidder

How do you spell desperation? L-I-N-D-S-A-Y! Lilo wasn't able to celebrate her 21st birthday in style last July because of, well, a little thing called rehab, and this year she wants to blow it out. So she does what any rehabbed Hollywood starlet would do and solicits bids for sponsorship!

A cheesy website has been created to get Lindz's bash off the ground, claiming "a group of 75 VIP guests" will party down at the "internationally media worthy event." All you have to do his fork over the cash -- and your product can be a part of it!

Sources tell us this is no joke, the site was designed to make it easy to find promotion for her party. We hear, though, alcohol sponsors can keep their scratch.

We contacted Mike Heller, who set up the party, but haven't heard back.

Tags: birthday, lindsay lohan, LindsayLohan, Mike Heller, MikeHeller

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1. Poor thing, I hope someone shows up.

Posted at 2:17PM on May 17th 2008 by Kelli

2. L*O*S*E*R

the story of Lindsay Lohan is just plain sad

Posted at 2:18PM on May 17th 2008 by Just call me trailer trash....

3. Maybe she can get a 10 year contract for her birthday party so she doesn't have to pimp herself out each year. I would suggest she gets knocked up each year...that could be a cool million/year for the pics.

Posted at 2:20PM on May 17th 2008 by TBA

4. As oppose to her last birthday, when she was in rehab for the 3rd time?

Yeah, great idea. I hope she violates probation and ge tossed back in JAIL.

Posted at 2:20PM on May 17th 2008 by Prick up your ears!

5. Next week, she'll be selling her hooch.

Posted at 2:21PM on May 17th 2008 by Shea

6. wow this girl is so sad. she is going to a nobody really soon. what a loser

Posted at 2:22PM on May 17th 2008 by jen

7. Would someone sponsor my birthday party...I'll give half price on anyting Lohan is offering

Posted at 2:22PM on May 17th 2008 by TBA

8. I'll give her $7, but she's gonna have to EARN it........

Posted at 2:25PM on May 17th 2008 by FlBiker

9. This is a joke, right? This chick blew an opportunity most people can only dream about. A promising young actress just a few years ago and now, at 22, pretty much a has-been pimping out her birthday party. Take note, young Hollywood - it can happen to you, too!

Posted at 2:29PM on May 17th 2008 by river rat

10. BABY WINEHOUSE NEED NOT BE AROUND ANYMORE ALCOHOL OR COCAINE

Posted at 2:31PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna

11. Am I wrong or is Lindsey wearing Gay Pride Colors? ... Right on "Sista"..

Posted at 2:46PM on May 17th 2008 by Big Gay Al

12. Are you kidding me? Have you looked at this website? Cheesy doesn't begin to describe it. Unprofessional, and it HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE! LMAO!!!
Can I pimp out my 41st birthday this August?

Posted at 2:45PM on May 17th 2008 by Can't Believe this SH*T

13. LMAO!!! OMG!!! That is just soooo sad!!! You have to beg people to "sponsor" your birthday party? C'mon

Posted at 2:49PM on May 17th 2008 by Can You Believe This?

14. why is she still a celebrity? And if she is, wtf cares about here anymore? Freaky Friday was a long time ago. Its been all downhill since then.

Posted at 2:51PM on May 17th 2008 by sv

15. She wears her gay pride proudly.

Posted at 2:52PM on May 17th 2008 by Kelli

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