1. would I......

Posted at 4:42PM on May 23rd 2008 by jud

2.


Who's Larry David???

Posted at 4:47PM on May 23rd 2008 by BITE ME...

3. wood eye

Posted at 5:02PM on May 23rd 2008 by Sandy Duncan Donuts

4. Larry David, the guy who created Seinfield or Woody Allen, the guy who never has female frontal nudity in his films.... How about NEITHER??

Posted at 5:02PM on May 23rd 2008 by Outlaw Star

5. He's the genious behind Sienfeld and Curb your Enthusiasm

Posted at 5:08PM on May 23rd 2008 by krazyeyez

6. larry david, the guy who created "senfield" or woody allen, the guy who married his adopted step daughter.... How about NEITHER??

Posted at 5:08PM on May 23rd 2008 by Outlaw Star

7. Wow, the pap sounds like he is more than mildly retarded. Kudos to her for keeping her composure.

She is quite lovely too.

Posted at 5:22PM on May 23rd 2008 by Roachmuffins

8. Note to OUTLAW STAR

WOODY'S WIFE, SOON-YI WAS NOT HIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER. HE WAS NEVER MARRIED TO MIA FARROW, NOR DID HE EVER ADOPT SOON-YI. HER FATHER IS ANDRE PREVIN.

Posted at 5:25PM on May 23rd 2008 by Tammy

9. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so.........
Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate.
OK, relax, clears your mind and....... begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World".
If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions????? Dang..... If you said "glass", then go on to question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you LOL.
Read the first line!!!

Posted at 5:35PM on May 23rd 2008 by love tmz

10. Larry David is one hot balding Jew! I loves me some crazazy Larry, his sense of humor is verrrrry sexy...

BTW.. "Curb" is only second to HBO's other brain child, "Flight of the Choncords"

I LOVE YOU LARRY DAVID! !! Long live "Curb" !!!

Posted at 6:42PM on May 23rd 2008 by noelle

11. Larry of course! I would be to worried that Woody was wishing I was 12. Ewwwww!

Posted at 7:05PM on May 23rd 2008 by whatado

12. Evan Rachel Wood is hot and seems like a cool chick. She is too good for a loser like Marilyn Manson.

Posted at 7:45PM on May 23rd 2008 by John

13. Neither really but David wins over that whiner , Woody. Don't like skinny men. Don't like pervs (Woody). Adore Jews (I am one); just not these 2 in the sack.

Posted at 8:18PM on May 23rd 2008 by littlekaren

14. She's a homewrecking Mormon WHORE !

She should keep her filthy knees together instead of sugging and fugging Marilyn Manson, of all people.

Disgusting garbage.
March both of them to the Center for Disease Control on the double!

Posted at 8:34PM on May 23rd 2008 by ZZ

15. Where does Manson find those filthy pigs. Oops,forgot - like attracts like.

Posted at 8:39PM on May 23rd 2008 by Tanya