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Does Wood Want a Woody?

5/23/2008 4:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Evan Rachel Wood is working with two of the biggest studs in Hollywood -- so our question for her was which one would she sleep with?

Oh yeah, did we mention the men in question are Larry David and Woody Allen? At least Woody has experience with younger women.

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Spellcheck King    

would I......

2344 days ago
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Buck Ofama    




Who's Larry David???



2344 days ago
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Twinker    

wood eye

2344 days ago
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Outlaw Star    

larry david, the guy who created "senfield" or woody allen, the guy who married his adopted step daughter.... How about NEITHER??

2344 days ago
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Roachmuffins    

Wow, the pap sounds like he is more than mildly retarded. Kudos to her for keeping her composure.

She is quite lovely too.

2344 days ago
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Tammy    

Note to OUTLAW STAR

WOODY'S WIFE, SOON-YI WAS NOT HIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER. HE WAS NEVER MARRIED TO MIA FARROW, NOR DID HE EVER ADOPT SOON-YI. HER FATHER IS ANDRE PREVIN.

2344 days ago
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LIFE IS LIFE    

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so.........
Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate.
OK, relax, clears your mind and....... begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World".
If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions????? Dang..... If you said "glass", then go on to question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you LOL.
Read the first line!!!

2344 days ago
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annanicolestern    

Larry David is one hot balding Jew! I loves me some crazazy Larry, his sense of humor is verrrrry sexy...

BTW.. "Curb" is only second to HBO's other brain child, "Flight of the Choncords"

I LOVE YOU LARRY DAVID! !! Long live "Curb" !!!

2344 days ago
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jackschitt    

Larry of course! I would be to worried that Woody was wishing I was 12. Ewwwww!

2344 days ago
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John    

Evan Rachel Wood is hot and seems like a cool chick. She is too good for a loser like Marilyn Manson.

2344 days ago
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sparkys nemesis    

Neither really but David wins over that whiner , Woody. Don't like skinny men. Don't like pervs (Woody). Adore Jews (I am one); just not these 2 in the sack.

2344 days ago
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Anita    

She's a homewrecking Mormon WHORE !

She should keep her filthy knees together instead of sugging and fugging Marilyn Manson, of all people.

Disgusting garbage.
March both of them to the Center for Disease Control on the double!

2344 days ago
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Anita    

Where does Manson find those filthy pigs. Oops,forgot - like attracts like.

2344 days ago
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He's Boring now    

There are now less than 5 million jews in the US. Current jews are not reproducing at rates that assure their longterm survival. They ought to quit just ficking for fun, and start having babies or they will no longer be just a minority but non existent. To the jews out there, why are you not making large families? These two goofs are probably part of the reason why...too self absorbed.

2344 days ago
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cmyman    

if I'M NOT MISTAKEN didn't he marry his adopted daughter. and yes i saw the other poster.

ok so he didn't marry his adopted daughter. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO He just marries THE YOUNG LADY HE HELPED RAISE. yeah that's straight out the manson family album. HE was still in the household with the child and her mother living as a family unit. i guess all that " special time" they spent when she was younger takes on a WHOLE new meaning.

IT NASTY=GROSS=and SLIGHTLY VOMIT INDUCING

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