Hulk Thumps Nick With "Heavy Stuff"

46. I'm knocked up by P. Diddy or mah Daddy.

Posted at 5:23PM on May 23rd 2008 by Brooke Hogan

47. He still sounds like a brat!

Posted at 5:34PM on May 23rd 2008 by Allison

48. Even Chritians and part-time bible thumprs twist the words to what they want for the moment, then throw to hell whatever they don't want to use. Adultry, lust, vanity, ego, lies..........stop and listen to these instead of the silence Terry.

Posted at 5:31PM on May 23rd 2008 by Boycott All A&E

49. Boy, am I glad he is not my father... and who in the heck is Jennifer????

Posted at 9:46AM on May 27th 2008 by Mortgage Mel

50. Have to agree withFIBiker. They're all fools.

Posted at 5:43PM on May 23rd 2008 by Andy

51. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so.........
Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate.
OK, relax, clears your mind and....... begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World".
If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions????? Dang..... If you said "glass", then go on to question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you LOL.
Read the first line!!!

Posted at 5:45PM on May 23rd 2008 by love tmz

52. Did tmz spell "Bible" with a lower case 'b'? u guys don't have an ounce of shame.

Posted at 5:54PM on May 23rd 2008 by Harvey

53. There is something seriously wrong with this conversation. Even if it is taped, WTH is he talking this BS to his son???
If I don't think it makes alot of sense, you can bet Nick doesn't. Waaay too heavy for me!!

Posted at 5:57PM on May 23rd 2008 by Moe

54. TMZ, isn't wire-tapping illegal? You should be ashamed of yourselves releasing someone's private phone conversation. How low will you worms go? Disgusting.

Posted at 6:02PM on May 23rd 2008 by Lesley

55. JEEZLOUISE, your and idiot. you to b wax. These conversations are recorded to detect illegal activity. There is no
purpose in releasing them but morbid curiosity. As far as John's injuries. How awful. did you look at the accident photo"s
the drivers side hit the tree. I t was the most damaged part of the car. Nick was saved because he had his seat belt on
Wonder what John's injuries would of been had he worn his seat belt. I do have children and they are held accountable
for there own actions. If the make poor choices they suffer the consequences. I do not blame there friends when they
make bad choices. John is and was the adult and He is paying for his own careless behavior. Not saying he caused the
accident but he certainly did not act responsible either.

Posted at 6:08PM on May 23rd 2008 by reality chk

56. Hey myan- Hulk, you're so righteous, dude- hey, check it out.... Let;s think of John Graziano's head, myan, and let's think of the space where John Graziano's brain used to be, before they had to remove all that brain, myan, you know myan, like when LIttle Nicky wiped him out going 100mph cause he was loaded on the beer you bought him and then flipped him the keys to your yellow 700 horsepower pus*y magnet, myan.... Yeah, and like that space in John's head is SO huge now, compared to what brain he has left, myan.....

BTW, morons? Hulk isn't a priest, the jail isn't a church, and Little Nicky/ Hulk have NO rights to privacy- anything goes, be careful of what to say to your son when he's sitting in lockup- duh.

Posted at 6:10PM on May 23rd 2008 by Tommy Chong

57. what is the point of invading this families privacy? unless they are providing you the tapes themselves (which would be ridiculous)......leave them alone!

Posted at 6:27PM on May 23rd 2008 by meg

58. #1-the family has ZERO control over the tapes and are not releasing them. the county released them. get a clue

Nick is a whining baby to mommy and says he has nothing to do? Sounds like he's doing fairly well planning his tatoo. Leave him to rot.

Posted at 6:26PM on May 23rd 2008 by ME

59. I'm not sure why private phone calls between Nick Bollea and his family members are not private. If it isn't illegal to tape and publicize these phone calls, it should be. And if it is illegal, someone(s) needs to be fired and/or face criminal charges over this.

Posted at 6:34PM on May 23rd 2008 by Angiebaby

60. Criminal have ZERO rights and this kid did worse than MURDER his friend, he killed his soul while his corpse remains alive because of technology. Anyone who thinks he has it rough is just as inbred as this family and will end up in jail too.

Posted at 6:34PM on May 23rd 2008 by Jen