Hi, My Name's Lance and I'm Addicted to Blondes

1. lance yuck, he is soooooo gross. I don't get it will never understand why girls like him at all.

Posted at 1:09PM on May 26th 2008 by janet

2. Papa Joe Simpson has already called.

Posted at 1:07PM on May 26th 2008 by chicken stripper

3. He's a redneck homophobe cheater. He's perfect for the White House.

Posted at 1:09PM on May 26th 2008 by Susie Q

4. Not sure what the caption means under Sheryl Crow's picture, but Lance is the one that dumped her; no matter what she says about it.

Posted at 1:20PM on May 26th 2008 by scarlett

5. "3. lance yuck, he is soooooo gross. I don't get it will never understand why girls like him at all."

Becau$e, just becau$e.

Posted at 1:28PM on May 26th 2008 by I call Shotgun

6. I agree, Lance is gross looking. Eww and one ball (sorry in advance to all the touchy people). I'm just sayin.

I try my bestest to keep the blonde out of my hair. Blondes all look the same. Stringy and fried. (goes great with one ball)

Posted at 1:32PM on May 26th 2008 by lol

7. He is banging Kate Hudson at this moment. I always knew she was a nasty little rat .... I even think she cheated on her husband to be with Owen Wilson, then Dax Shepard, then Owen Wilson again, now Lance Armstrong.

Just pass Kate's pu**y around ...... another used up, washed up ho who is going down the drain .... nice going, since she has a son and he has to witness a slew of man pass through his mom .....

Posted at 1:32PM on May 26th 2008 by I can't stand Kate Hudson

8. Ever see a photo of his mother? Clearly he's looking for someone just like her from his choice of girlfriends. Creepy.

Posted at 1:39PM on May 26th 2008 by alicia

9. LANCE ARMSTRONG IS A HO BAG

Posted at 1:43PM on May 26th 2008 by Nicole

10. Lance, we know you cheated. You got away with it, but we know you are a CHEATER..

Personally I believe athletes should be allowed to (safely) use whatever performance enhancements they need. The world expects athletes to be super human and accomplish alot of really exhausting s**t and sometimes they probably need some additional help. All of the people who speak out against allowing athletes to have access to safe performance enhancers, are probably people who couldn't last 2 minutes in a professional athletes shoes, but they have everything to say. They should, Shut-up!

None-the-less Lance, the rules said, NO.

Posted at 1:50PM on May 26th 2008 by Knottie

11. Hey #6

That was priceless, almost choked on my cornbread laughing at that one.

Posted at 1:54PM on May 26th 2008 by GotThatMilk

12. He is a scuzz and an bio/enviromental hazard (just ask his neighbors). He needs to give his other ball to Joe Simpson, marry Jess and move to France. And we'd all live happily ever after.

Posted at 1:54PM on May 26th 2008 by chicken stripper

13. I cannot understand his appeal! When he was on Oprah I was like please, I have to barf now. Then there is the whole Lance thing in that horrid movie with Kate and Matt Dillon You Me Dupree... and she is as much of a ho as her mother was. She is NOT that talented and he is NOT that interesting.... umm... on second thought... maybe they ARE perfect for each other but why even give them any publicity? They are just disgusting. Cheaters and liars and thats it. Apparently for him beating cancer is a license to free his willy everywhere and apparently he keeps finding relatively desperate blondes to spread like jam for him. Gross.

Posted at 2:05PM on May 26th 2008 by Silly Lilly

14. I thought he was dead

Posted at 2:11PM on May 26th 2008 by gwaat

15. He's a Ted Bundy but without the dead bodies and Ted went for Brunettes. The guy is a total creep out. A total Cad, Louse and confirmed Cheater.

He belongs in the Sport Screwball Group of Steve Garvey, Bruce Jenner, Rafael Palmero, Roger Clemens and Kobe Bryant.

I have never met a person who speaks highly of or has a kind word about Lance Armstrong.

Posted at 2:26PM on May 26th 2008 by Hes Ted Bundy's brother