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Kirstie Alley's Diabolical Diet

6/3/2008 1:56 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley clearly hasn't seen Jenny lately, but there could be a Machiavellian reason.
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After losing over 75 Scientolopounds on Jenny Craig, Kirstie said she was planning to start her very own slim down system that she'd launch next year. But these days it's clear ... Kirstie isn't taking her own medicine.

But how's this for a theory -- she can't sell a weight loss program if there's no dramatic before and after fresh in people's minds. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons (you'll pardon the expression) of her magic weight loss stuff.

Genius!

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Brooke    

Pics dont' lie? That is such bull when there is nothing but maniping pictures going around. I am ashamed in who ever wrote that. Posting pictures of people at their lowest point, I really do wonder how those horrible people can go to sleep at night.

2278 days ago
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Etta    

Would someone please take Kirstie Alley somwhere and lock her up. She is the most disgusting person I have ever seen. She should be kept out of the line of vision of everyone. She is just an ugly pig.

2278 days ago
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bob    

Kristie losing weight permanently needs a life style change and she cannot do it and the results are showing again. Anyone can achieve short term weight loss. The accomplishment is keeping it off permanently!

2278 days ago
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rudewaitress    

Celebuwhores and never-weres. Topped by their Queen, Breastina. Notice how she jumped up and down for that jiggle-in-your-face photo op. Then later she adjusts the silicone twins so they'll be ready for show and tell again.
Meanwhile, her had-him-for-the-publicity kid is home once again with Nanny Dearest while Mom and Pop of the Year are out partying. Disgustingly sad...even for Pittsburgh trash.

2278 days ago
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scoodydoo    

Who is that tongue licking? It looks like they was really holding back, you think they are afraid the other one might have an std? Mel sure like he is bombed out on something. who is them 2 chicks with him? I bet they are really up to something.

2278 days ago
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laker girl    

kirstie, please go and have the gastric by-pass its alot better than any of those diet plans believe me i know. and if you have diabetes, it will go away and never return. a gastric bypass done lapscoptic is the only way to go...................

2278 days ago
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scoodydoo    

Kristie looks like she has really been eating some pizza, i know a lot of fat guys that would love to get a hold of her

2278 days ago
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Angelwisp2bb    

Kirstie isn't in it because she planned out a scheme to make money, in my opinion. Heck, even I know that putting on weight doesn't feel good. I'm skinny, but if I gain FIVE pounds, I feel miserable. Kirsty can't be feeling too comfortable with that ton of weight she gained. I don't believe it was on purpose. I think she just fell off the diet wagon. NO DIET IN THE ENTIRE WORLD will help, unless you can make it a lifelong lifestyle. You CAN'T. YOU WILL GET SICK. YOU HAVE TO EVENTUALLY EAT SOMETHING YOU LIKE. Your system REQUIRES it. Another thing, Kirstie, if you haven't gotten rid of the stress in your life, you will NEVER EVER be skinny again for any length of time. Fix the mental state of your problems, fix the problems, and don't do any more BOGUS DIETS. There is no such thing as the perfect diet that works for everyone -- only the one that your own personal system needs.

2278 days ago
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scoodydoo    

Is that Halle Berry? Whew! That is one hot black woman!!! I sure would like to go eat pizzas with her.

2278 days ago
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Bonner    

She use to be a sexy women now you would have to rol her in flour to find a wet spot !

2278 days ago
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Paula    

I have known Kirstie Alley's weight problem for a long time. She remind me of Valerie Harper who used to be [I think} 200 lbs or so and she actually lost alot of it. Now Valerie looks wonderful and actually show alot of her curve body. I dont know what's Kirstie's problem is but she better start smarten up, clean up her act or get her act together and do something with herself. If she just 'given up' lose weight then dont bother whine on the website or taken up people time becuz we are trying to do things for ourselves that are worth our time. I shall say this - Kirstie if you're not happy with yourself then do something!

2278 days ago
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Angelwisp2bb    

Oh, and Kirstie, get rid of that awful blonde hair. YOU CAN'T CARRY IT OFF. Only certain people, including myself (natural-born blonde), can carry it off. Not everybody can. Kirstie and some other celebrities don't know how ridiculous they look, trying to be blonde, when they can't carry if off.

2278 days ago
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J Pearcy    

The Fat Cat is back. She is totally disgusting and should not make any more money off her weight. She was never a very good actress and everyone should just let her be and society should forget her as an actress.

2278 days ago
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CC    

Kirsty...scien-MOO...keep your hands away from your face you fat fook.

2278 days ago
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Denise    

Gastric Bypass, easy way out! Only way is a healthy lifestyle that consists of diet and exercise, period!

2278 days ago
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