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Moving Mole Could Get R. Kelly Off

6/6/2008 7:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

So this is what it's come down to with R. Kelly: Is there really a mole on his back, or did it magically appear on his alleged kiddie-porn tape?

Yesterday, Kelly's defense team showed jurors that the supposedly implicating mark could just be fuzz on the tape, and not an actual dermatologic deformity. Also, an expert demonstrated the tape could easily be doctored – he decided to make the man and the woman headless, which the Chicago Tribune described as "Washington Irving" characters.

No Altar-ed Reality for Rosie


Unlike Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi or Sulu (see below), Rosie O'Donnell says she won't get hitched until gays can marry everywhere – including New York, where she lives.

Ro says that she is going to "wait until it's legal everywhere, because otherwise, I said to Kelli, we'll be going around touring the country on the marriage tour every state by state." (What that means, exactly, is unclear.) She's going to hold off until it's a federal law.

No word on whether she would do the deed in, say, Mississippi.

Gotti Whacked Over Inability to Write

Ex-Mob moll Victoria Gotti was supposed to write her memoirs – and pocketed $70K from HarperCollins for the task.

But she never wrote the book, and now the publisher wants its cash back, and is suing her for the non-delivery. In the lawsuit, HarperCollins says the book was due back in 2005, but they never got the stuff, and they say Gotti ended the deal last September.

Of course, the money wasn't returned – and her lit agent says she'll return it when she gets another deal.

Party Favors: Sulu Beamed Up by Chekov for Wedding! ... Eastwood Tells Spike Where to Shove It ... James Cruz Brings Out the Heavies


Super gaysian George Takei will marry Brad Altman on September 14 at the Japanese National Museum in L.A. The best part? Chekov (Walter Koenig) will be the best man, and Nichelle Nichols – yep, Uhura – will be matron of honor! ... Clint Eastwood brushes off Spike Lee in a sit-down with the Guardian, growling that Spike's criticism of his WWII films is nonsense: "A guy like him should shut his face." ... A slew of industry heavyweights were out in full force at Marquee in NYC last night to celebrate SRC Marketing head James Cruz's birthday -- Busta Rhymes, Cassie, Sean Combs, DJ Cassidy, to name a few.

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Mr. X    

Spike Lee should shut his piehole. Especially when he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

2248 days ago
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Tangie    

That Gotti woman looks like a transvestite. Shave, baby, shave!

2248 days ago
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wtf    

These people need to pay attention to the divorce laws in the state they are getting married. People flocked to MA to get married and are now unable to get divorced because they have to be a resident of the state in order to divorce there. This means they would have to quit their job, sell their house and move just to get a divorce.

It's great for gays that the laws are changing but it is still very new with lot of wrinkles.

2248 days ago
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Another stupid story by TMZ's uneducated chimpanzees    

Victoria Gotti; now theres another media whoring loser. She keeps saying her father was a saint; her father is a murdering psychotic mafioso, a real tough guy. So, if her father is such a tough guy, how does she raise her kids? Her sons are metrosexuals, who are more concerned about hair gel & eyebrow tweezing than getting a job or a career. She works for a gossip rag, and steals from publishing companies. What a total bunch of losers...

2248 days ago
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Shan!    

"'wait until it's legal everywhere, because otherwise, I said to Kelli, we'll be going around touring the country on the marriage tour every state by state.' (What that means, exactly, is unclear.)"

Not really hard to understand unless you're thick in the head. It means that she doesn't want to go around to each state getting married just so that it's "valid" in that on particular state. She doesn't want to get married 50 times.

2248 days ago
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:what ev errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr    

Spike,,,,,,I know what you're thinking,,,,,Did I fire six shots or only five????

2248 days ago
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Kelli    

If R.Kelly gets off he can be OJs next best friend.

This Kelli would not marry Rosie in ANY state but I see their point.

2248 days ago
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Never inked up!    

Who wants to read a book about Victoria Gotti's criminal family anyway?

I'm sick of the Hollywood making it look like the mob is the place to be. NEVER watched the dumb ass Soparnos. These men are a bunch of lazy ass, need a real job, SPEAK real english losers.

All of her cash is blood money, she got her start by Daddy ripping off the planet making money and now she is able to still reap those benefits! Stop defending your CRIMEWAVE of a father.

2248 days ago
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Sharona    

If for no other reason let gays marry so that loud mouth will shut up!

2248 days ago
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Liz    

I was just looking at the three subjects of this post.................R. Kelly, Rosie O'Donnell and Victoria Gotti!


Hmmm, It must REALLY be a slow news day!!!!!!!!!!!

2248 days ago
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AndyDick@comcast.net    

I enjoyed watching John Gotti rot like a dead fish in prison. The daughter is the dirtiest whore you will ever see.

2248 days ago
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Wow    

If the mole don't fit, you must acquit.

2248 days ago
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Blue4U1980    

umm ... if michael jackson can become a rich white man ... is it possible for a white boy like me to become a famous rich black man? that way I could murder two people in cold blood, be a pedophile, avoid jail time for tax evasion and throw the race card around all willy nilly and be a total racist ... but then it would be ok, because I would be black.

Then again ... I think that no mater what the nationality or race, people suck in general.

2248 days ago
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CTS    

Rosie is one ugly queer!!!!!

2248 days ago
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Mrs.Pitt    

The reason Rosie won't get married, is because she can't. No one in their right mind would marry this whining loser, big mouth, can't get a new job, so I'll flap my gums about my old job, so I can buy my next donut, skank. Run Kelli Run.

2248 days ago
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