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Jessica Biel -- Where's the Funeral??

6/11/2008 4:16 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

She's dating the hottest guy around -- so why does sourpuss Jessica Biel always look so damn unhappy?!

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UCanLipThis    

Jessica needs a good dose of MakeUP! Gee willikers woman!

2304 days ago
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hell with them all    

NO SEX

2304 days ago
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jollyex    

Probably most people would look like miserable SOBs, standing next to Mr. Happy-Go-Lucky/Goody-Two-Shoes.

2304 days ago
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Take it in the ass Sam    

I am so glad someone said it! What the hell is wrong with this girl...HOT man and she looks FUGLY....
she looks like she is dying of something...maybe it is morning sickness in the evening....FUGGERS!

2304 days ago
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wtf    

She looks like a dude. What does he see in her?

2304 days ago
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Trophy wife Slim and Trim!!!!    

TMz get off your butts and ask Stedman Graham why she is so unhappy... she ain't getting any from him after he started with Dina Lohan!!! That's right!!!!

2304 days ago
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theroyalgs    

BECAUSE TMZ IS ALWAYS STALKING HER!!! DUH!!!

2304 days ago
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Beard Spotter...    

Can a "Beard" really smile?

2304 days ago
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shes nuts    

(¯`*•.¸ (¯`*•.¸ Why comment on her, he reminds me of an elf - he is strange looking ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯)

2304 days ago
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hot snot    

I used to think Jessica was pretty. Im sure she still is, but she needs to TRY. Good god. Im not saying a thousand pounds of makeup or anything...but some...PLEASE. The last few pictures i have seen of her have no looked good

2304 days ago
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Steph    

Maybe she doesn't enjoy the stalkerazzi with cameras shoved in her face everywhere she goes.

2304 days ago
12.

ww    

because she's hungry!....and ghostly white.

she needs a tan & a burger!!!!!

2304 days ago
13.

Geraldo    

Damn she is ugly and she cant pick guys at all.Justin is nothing but a huge zit.

2304 days ago
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babydoll32    

She's dating a cheater..that's what's wrong with her!! When he was supposedly dated Cameron Diaz, he hit on a friend of mine staying at the same hotel as he and his entourage. She's a married woman and he wouldn't leave her alone. He sort of stalked her while she was there on business. What a JERK!!

2304 days ago
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Anonymous    

Probably because you're stalking her.

2304 days ago
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