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Jessica Biel -- Where's the Funeral??

6/11/2008 4:16 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jessica Biel -- Where's the Funeral??

She's dating the hottest guy around -- so why does sourpuss Jessica Biel always look so damn unhappy?!

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UCanLipThis:  1342 days ago

Jessica needs a good dose of MakeUP! Gee willikers woman!

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hell with them all:  1342 days ago

NO SEX

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jollyex:  1342 days ago

Probably most people would look like miserable SOBs, standing next to Mr. Happy-Go-Lucky/Goody-Two-Shoes.

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Take it in the ass Sam:  1342 days ago

I am so glad someone said it! What the hell is wrong with this girl...HOT man and she looks FUGLY....
she looks like she is dying of something...maybe it is morning sickness in the evening....FUGGERS!

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wtf:  1342 days ago

She looks like a dude. What does he see in her?

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Trophy wife Slim and Trim!!!!:  1342 days ago

TMz get off your butts and ask Stedman Graham why she is so unhappy... she ain't getting any from him after he started with Dina Lohan!!! That's right!!!!

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theroyalgs:  1342 days ago

BECAUSE TMZ IS ALWAYS STALKING HER!!! DUH!!!

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Beard Spotter...:  1342 days ago

Can a "Beard" really smile?

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shes nuts:  1342 days ago

(¯`*•.¸ (¯`*•.¸ Why comment on her, he reminds me of an elf - he is strange looking ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯)

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hot snot:  1342 days ago

I used to think Jessica was pretty. Im sure she still is, but she needs to TRY. Good god. Im not saying a thousand pounds of makeup or anything...but some...PLEASE. The last few pictures i have seen of her have no looked good

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Steph:  1342 days ago

Maybe she doesn't enjoy the stalkerazzi with cameras shoved in her face everywhere she goes.

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ww:  1342 days ago

because she's hungry!....and ghostly white.

she needs a tan & a burger!!!!!

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Geraldo:  1342 days ago

Damn she is ugly and she cant pick guys at all.Justin is nothing but a huge zit.

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babydoll32:  1342 days ago

She's dating a cheater..that's what's wrong with her!! When he was supposedly dated Cameron Diaz, he hit on a friend of mine staying at the same hotel as he and his entourage. She's a married woman and he wouldn't leave her alone. He sort of stalked her while she was there on business. What a JERK!!

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Anonymous:  1342 days ago

Probably because you're stalking her.

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