The Woman Who Did What You Never Would

It's a tough job, but someone had to do it.

Meet Ranae Shrider, or as you might know her Verne Troyer's co-star in the sex tape from hell. She's a 22-year-old aspiring model from Kentucky. She has a little white dog named Lacey who is the real love in her life. Oh, and has an affinity for little people.

The line forms to the left, boys.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


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1. I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth....

Posted at 4:39PM on Jun 26th 2008 by lilmonster

2. This is almost as bad as "Two girls one cup".

Posted at 4:40PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Buster

3. TMZ threw in the lil comment about her doggie cuz they KNEW we'd make the following remarks: (LOL!!)

Wonder which one she gets most pleasure from!!! Ehh Eeewwwwwww!! LMAO!!!

Posted at 4:40PM on Jun 26th 2008 by JessBcuz

4. my six week old son has a bigger meat stick

Posted at 4:45PM on Jun 26th 2008 by baby meat

5. aspiring model? her teeth are as big as Vern!

Posted at 4:46PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Im just sayin\\\'...

6. SHE'S an aspiring model?!?! Good luck with that! Does anyone else think she looks a lot like Tori Spelling?!?!

Posted at 4:48PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Jodi

7. her face is nastyyy looking... its gross

Posted at 4:48PM on Jun 26th 2008 by gross

8. WHAT KIND OF MODEL IS SHE ASPIRING TO? HANDKERCHIEFS?

Posted at 4:49PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Brother Harold, S.J.

9. wow ,I wonder what head he uses.......

Posted at 4:49PM on Jun 26th 2008 by james

10. Does he have a small penis too or is it normal size

Posted at 4:52PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Hot Tamale

11. I'm still in shock from watching that little runt's tongue diving into her mouf. Need to wash my eyes with bleach after that.




Posted at 4:53PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Cartman

12. She needs to eat!! And I don't mean little sausages.

Posted at 4:54PM on Jun 26th 2008 by mary

13. Someone needs a sandwich and a nose job!

Posted at 4:54PM on Jun 26th 2008 by mary

14. Haha, she has pics with Carson Daly and Wonky McValtrex too! This chick is into second-rate celeb's! buhahahahah





Posted at 4:56PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Cartman

15. Her nose is probably bigger than Verne's little d*ck. I'd still bend her ass over doggy style and give her a pounding.

Posted at 4:57PM on Jun 26th 2008 by I'd do her

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