It's a tough job, but someone had to do it.
Meet Ranae Shrider, or as you might know her Verne Troyer's co-star in the sex tape from hell. She's a 22-year-old aspiring model from Kentucky. She has a little white dog named Lacey who is the real love in her life. Oh, and has an affinity for little people.
The line forms to the left, boys.