Dita Von Teese: The Lady Ain't a Vamp

Asking seemingly bloodless Dita Von Teese if she's a vampire is a fair question ... but not when she's walking around in broad daylight. Someone needs to brush up on their "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."



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Tags: Dita Von Teese, DitaVonTeese, vampire

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1. Dita could go legit. Although she would still be a d-list celeb, but she could possibly cash in in reality television. Jenna Jamison has too much bagage (and too many tripple x pron movies) to go legit...

Dita's best move was marrying Marilyn Manson. It got her out of the porn biz and she'll get a piece of Manson's cash in the divorce.

Maybe she could host a rality show? Maybe something for Bravo....something edgy.

Posted at 5:47PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Porn Watcher

2. Jeez, not the whore. Who wants to look at a has-been street walker?

Posted at 5:56PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Lucy Phoenix

3. Still hotter than rose mcgowan

Posted at 5:59PM on Jun 30th 2008 by hussein

4. She is beautiful and her act is great-if you've never seen it I recommend you doso before passing any ignorant judgement.

Posted at 6:11PM on Jun 30th 2008 by tracey

5. Her best move was leaving Manson!

Posted at 6:39PM on Jun 30th 2008 by MG

6. She made a very nice career ripping-off Betty Paige. She's ready to take over for Elvira Mistress of the Night for the late, late movies. Everybody's got to have a gig I guess. Her's just uses a lot more black eye make-up.

Posted at 6:45PM on Jun 30th 2008 by OoooNooo!

7.
at least she hasn't been thrown out to the
brothers like that leper kim DISCARDashian.

Posted at 6:51PM on Jun 30th 2008 by carroll cole

8. Don't hate on Dita..she has more talent than most "A" list celebrities..

Posted at 7:18PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Ashley

9. Dita did not get any money from Manson in the divorce! Look up the divorce filing on TMZ! You are all haters, I swear!

Posted at 7:40PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Dre

10. Dita's best move would be to polish my knob.

Posted at 10:39PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Stevo

11. She is breathtaking. It's the ultimate form of misogyny to put a woman down for embracing her sexuality. She IS legit. No one gets to a point in their career that she has by being an idiot or "bimbo." She is a strong, confident, smart woman.

Posted at 10:44PM on Jun 30th 2008 by kerry

12. Just remember folks, DVT was the covergirl for the first issue of "Vampyre Magazine" which is marketed to "real life" vampires & lifestylers.

Posted at 10:55PM on Jun 30th 2008 by A Real Vampire