
Anthropologists called to the scene tell TMZ this type of unnatural behavior has never been observed in her species of ex-con heirmess.

Tmz, were you just really searching for a reason to post something about Paris..........................I guess since you are on her payroll you, had to come up with something!
Dear Paris,
You are the center of the universe.
The universe revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.
800 Pound Gorilla
While I definitely think Paris is an idiot, TMZ making a story like this is pretty much the pot calling the kettle black. From what I've seen on this website and the few times I've watched the show, TMZ employees certainly would not qualify for the best and the brightest of any category. I wonder when the last time any of them have read anything any more sophisticated than what Paris is looking at.
Paris is looking good. She is not in the clubs or swinging on poles for attention. Keep up the good work Paris.
WHO GIVES A HAIRY RATS ASS ABOUT A LOOSER LIKE HILTON
SHE IS NOTHING HAS NO TALENT NO BRAIN NO LOOKS
OH YEA
SHE HAS SOME BIG ASS FEET
THATS ABOUT IT
I heart TMZ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#12.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHO IS THE BLONDE WITH THE BIG SUNGLASSES...? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
GOOD ONE..
Fred, you should consider working for G & W LLP LLCJ !!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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