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John's Got a Host of Problems

7/10/2008 9:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Now that he's revealed that he's made of the same trashy DNA that we are, John Mayer says he's taking his engagement with TMZ to a totally different level.

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HOLY CROCODILE    

This dildo needs to got o work in his families weiner factory.He is from the Oscar mayer family isn't he?

2294 days ago
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HOLY CROCODILE    

Dang it. I could have been first.Whatever the hell tat would get me.

2294 days ago
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leigh    

He looks like Patrick Swayze in this picture

2294 days ago
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Cynic    

There's something else John Mayer has in common with TMZ - a complete and utter hatred for all women.

80% of celebrities are textbook narcissists, but Mayer is beyond the pale. Smarmy, smart-assy prick who got famous by playing on the wishful thinking of lonely chicks, now he thinks he's cleverer than everyone else on the planet.

Waste of sperm.

2294 days ago
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emzee    

He's the only real dude out there. I love this guy...you tools are idiots on this board!

2294 days ago
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chimp    

Now that he has the required grotesque tattoo on his arm, he's just like everyone else. I thought he was different. Gone Hollywood now. Bleh.

2294 days ago
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angie    

lmao

2294 days ago
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Tia    

Funny man

2294 days ago
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Make It Right!!    

He's the only real dude out there...
UGH??
Well, I suppose that depends solely on the definition of "dude"
but by most accounts, the real "dude" in the business is McConaughey, as in surfer dude...
but whateva!...
Have your little John-Boy if it makes ya that dang happy!!

2294 days ago
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Thought Provoker    

John Mayer should be a part of the TMZ 'party' for one episode with a collection of dirt on some of his celebrity chums.
Hmmmmm.... a question for the TMZ online poll....Who'd like to see John Mayer playing a host on TMZ?

2294 days ago
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Make It Right!!    

John Mayer 1
TMZ 0
So, the big showdown between a TMZ pap and John Mayer after the big "Game On" announcement and the PAP folds completely when John Meyer says he'll come on and host a show...and the pap wets himself!! Way to crush the enemy John Meyer! You really do know how to outplay the game with these total idiot paps!! TMZ, don't send your camera guys to do a REAL journalists' job!! You're going to be made sport of every single time if you leave the "Game On" to these loser camera people! And they're in the business...why are they so easily flustered by the sight of a celebrity?? Get Kathy Griffen on the job for ya...she will definitely "handle" any celeb who comes her way and make mince meat out of them! At this rate, TMZ will have a 0 after every round!

2294 days ago
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kd    

this "pop star", which is EXACTLY what he is, despite trying to sell himself as a rocker, is so full of himself, and i can't understand why. he looks like the one armed bandit with that ornate full sleeve, but only on ONE arm? i'm no tattoo expert, but i do believe both arms should be inked.
ugh. he and jennifer aniston are perfect together...

2294 days ago
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the loser    

I love this dude.... he's so funny

2294 days ago
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J    

What does Jen see in this guy?

2294 days ago
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stopthepresses    

No more! Leave this douche bag alone. It will make HIM sad, but he'll get over it. I'm sick to death of this male attention whore!

2294 days ago
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