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John's Got a Host of Problems

7/10/2008 9:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Now that he's revealed that he's made of the same trashy DNA that we are, John Mayer says he's taking his engagement with TMZ to a totally different level.

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blackandwhitegirl    

John's funny. It would be cool to see him host TMZ.

what does he see in jen ?

2232 days ago
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Make It Right!!    

TMZ, it is easier to teach journalists how to operate a camera than it is to try and teach a camera operator to be a hard-hitting celebrity journalist!! Your camera guys are really the bottom of the brain barrell!! And this is their job to take fotos of celebs and yet they get constsntly flustered at the sight of a celebrity and sometimes can't even get the shot cuz they are so star struck! TMZ, what is wrong wth your staff?? They act like 9 year old girls at a Hannah Montana concert and they are supposed to be doing their job! You guys really are garbage...no, even lower than that, TMZ is sewage! Where did you get your big Law degree Harvey? It certainly doesn't show intelligence with the staff you have hired! What wankers! I may just now be finally all TMZ'd out...when ya can't even out smart John Mayer one time?? C'mon, he's not a rocket scientist for f*cks sake! He's just a musician with maybe a decent head on his shoulders. Surely, just once, you can shake up his small world after all. I mean, he does only get press when he is dating someone hot, doesn't he? Can't ya just throw the fact in his face that no one would be taking his picture if he didn't date hot women? And that actually you prefer his picture if that hot woman is actually in it with him? Otherwise, ya could care less about the guy?? Him and his big ol brain??

2232 days ago
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Mel    

See the post count....tick....tick.....John Mayer the douche bag time is running out. Douchifer can go to hell. The media is getting tired of your narcissistic ass and your stunt life. Sick of your phony ass fake stunts for attention. You douche bag it stop being about music long time ago now that you are all up Hollywood's stinky ass. I can't wait until you and your old Hollywood cow cr@p all over each other. So sick of this piece of garbage.

2232 days ago
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Mel    

Douche bag is not funny.

2232 days ago
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Mel    

What does he see in Jen? Money-it's all about money. Jen is not above buying a man and John Mayer the douche comes cheap.

2232 days ago
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Mel    

I see John Mayer is on board posting about him self. No body wants to see a Douche bag do nothing. Just go away you ass hole. How hard is that to understand. How many ways can you tell a ugly jerk to go away.

2232 days ago
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Make It Right!!    

If you want John Mayer to go away, do what he does to get rid of a woman...BLOG it on your MySpace page! How funny would that be if everybody on TMZ blogged about "dumping John Mayer and the relationship being over so why doesn't he just go away already, doesn't he get that we don't want to see him anymore, can't he take a subtle hint...and since he can't we're blogging it here on MySpace for the whole world to see that no John Mayer, we don't love you anymore so go away and leave us alone already." I'll do it. I'm game...are you? Who is with me on this one????

2232 days ago
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just wondering    

Your Ad Here !...ur post # 16 is hilarious.

2232 days ago
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Make It Right!!    

So jr, are ya with me in posting a "public Break-Up Blog" on your MySpace page? I'm so willing to do it!! If we could get everyone but the 4 or so John lovers on here to Post John Mayer Break Up blogs on their MySpace page, WE could outplay John mayer since TMZ is way too lame to do it for us!! C'mon, people...let's do it!! Let's show this guy and the World that we the people decide who is worthy of our devotion and not themselves and not TMZ!!! Please oh please...I so want to do this to John Mayer...It would be funny as sh*t!!! Hey, if he has that great a sense of humor and is as self-deprecating as he claims to be, then he will find it all very amusing so nobody really gets hurt!! And we all make TMZ for pulling off such a huge celebrity stunt as this!! C'mon!!

2232 days ago
25.

Make It Right!!    

People, they are just celebrities...let's not be all afraid of them or anything...what can they actually do to us? Nothing! It would just be a like John Mayer getting "punk'd" only by us and not Ashton Kutcher! Take the basic language from Post #21 about the reason for the break-up and why you must blog the break-up cuz he just won't take the hint and leave you alone...and then send your blog out to all the people on your bulletin or in e-mails and tell them to do the same! And we all do it this weekend. I just had a charity event I was going to have to do cancelled and so I have a free day Saturday and can post my blog then. If we all do it????? It would be so hilarious! I am also willing to to a BOYCOTT MILEY CYRUS Blog as well if people want to...but let's just focus first on nailing John Mayer. He is mister clever boy....lets just see how clever he finds us to be! If someone could actually get a copy of his blog where he broke up with someone and we could use the wording in that, even better!! Let's not be afraid! Let's boldly go where no fan has gone before! LET'S PUBLICLY DUMP A CELEBRITY!! I don't care if people on TMZ find out who I am thru my posted blog on MySpace, I ain't got nothing to hide from anyone here about my life. I have been straight up about myself and with my opinions...c'mon...any takers???

2232 days ago
26.

sunspot    

I agree with Mayer, TMZ is the real garbage. Stop harassing Mayer.

2231 days ago
27.

Kelli    

Your Ad, YOUR CRAZY!! LOL I have no my space and actually don't mind John, but I would play if I did just for the heck of it. Good luck, thanks for making me laugh and I love your enthusiasm!!!!

2231 days ago
28.

Make It Right!!    

alahai176...it is a JOKE! We are "punking" John Mayer to show TMZ what idiots TMZ is that they can't "get him" after Proclaiming: "GAME ON" when John dissed them!! It is just meant to be fun and good sport! C'mon...no one has ever done a stunt like this to a celeb...isn't that something you want to be a part of...rather than the mindless drones who just go on day after day, admiring or bashing them? Do something that actually makes a statement...something that might have an actual impact! These silly posts mean nothing except the little click counter that counts the number of times the story gets clicked on the number of posts recorded...but NOBODY READS ANYTING WRITTEN ON THE BOARDS! well, nobody of any importance! TMZ staffers don't even read these posts!! Lets make a difference people!! Man, what happened to that "hippie spirit" of "question authority" and people actually marching on Washington and taking a stand against things... so John Mayer is small fries in the big scheme of life...but still...in the world of TMZ? This would be ripple heard round the world!! Who really doesn't want to do that? I don't want to just mindlessly post on TMZ stories every day and NOT make a difference...NOT have my opinion matter. Let's change that! Lets make our opinion matter! And John has the sense of humor to appreciate what it is we are doing! He'd even gain some respect for his fans who post on TMZ if they did this!!

2231 days ago
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Make It Right!!    

I bet John Mayer would be so impressed that we did it that he would actually have a free concert just for those of us who "punked" him! That is, if he really does have the great sense of humor he claims to and has the brains he claims to... he'd actually RESPECT an act of PROTEST such as this...though he is the subject of it, but it is really aimed at TMZ!!! He would "get it" just as you "get his humor".

2231 days ago
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Make It Right!!    

Hey...check this out from aol: In this week's edition of dubious Jennifer Aniston-John Mayer news comes a nugget from New York Post, which claims the actress found a cache of love letters penned by former flame Jessica Simpson in his guitar case. "Jennifer was more hurt than angry at the discovery," a snitch maintains to the paper. "The letters surprisingly were very touching and well written." Not to worry, though, because Aniston was said to be "fine" after the crooner "smoothed things over." A few questions: Why would Aniston poke around in Mayer's guitar case? Also, why would she read anything she found in said case? And why would he be hauling around the missives to begin with? Plus, did Jessica send these love letters by text message? Because we have a hard time imagining her sitting down with pen and paper? For the record, Jen's rep tells the paper the story is "completely fabricated." Mayer, meanwhile, is still chugging along on his North American tour, although Aniston has reportedly returned to Los Angeles after cheering him on backstage at several concert dates. During a promotional stop this week at New York's Z100 radio station, John was asked whether he'd ever "hooked up" with an audience member. "Do you respect my honesty?" he responded, before fessing up, "Yes, I have. But that was before camera phones were around."

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