Billy Ray -- The Real Colonel Mustard

Showing off his tickets to the gun show, Billy Ray Cyrus thought he was the s**t when he left the set of "Hannah Montana" -- too bad nobody told him about the giant glob of mustard polluting that pretty face.



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1. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 17th 2008 by miey's bff

2. thats classic!

Posted at 12:32PM on Jul 17th 2008 by jenny jen

3. HHAHAAH HOW IS THIS A "STORY"??

Posted at 12:33PM on Jul 17th 2008 by hh

4. Ew!

Poor Billy Ray. Ilike him despite myself! I can't help it!

Posted at 12:34PM on Jul 17th 2008 by KAREN

5. He is so weird. He is really riding on his daughter's coat tail. Too bad he couldn't make it. Stage parents need massive theapy. Get a life Billy aka Mr. Cool.

Posted at 12:36PM on Jul 17th 2008 by b

6.
not the sharpest
TOOL in the shed;

Posted at 12:42PM on Jul 17th 2008 by carroll edward cole

7. What a wonderful way to make a living. Following celebrities around so you can get a shot of them with food on their face, fingers up their nose or all the other stuff that everybody could be caught doing if there were cameras on them 24-7. (and no, most of us are clean enough to not stuff our fingers in our nostrils out in public but that's not my point.) Contrary to what tabloids and trashy sites like this one are full of, most people want celebrity gossip, not pointless pap shots of pointless everyday crap. And btw, am I the only one that thinks Miley Cyrus is highly overrated? Her idea of entertainment is to jump around on the stage and flip her hair back and forth. Her music is mediocre at best and her squeaky clean image went down the drain with the Vanity Fair shoot and her penchant for posting racy photos of herself on the internet. Can you say soon-to-be-has-been? I'm thinking she is a fairly good actress, maybe she should think about going that route when her singing career dries up, which should be in about 14.59 minutes.

Posted at 12:49PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Leela

8. Can we say Joe Simpson? He's gross, pimping his daughter, and living his failed wannabe career through her.

Posted at 12:54PM on Jul 17th 2008 by T

9. BILLY,DINA,JOE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF PARASITIC PARENTS,OBVIOUSLY LIVING OFF OF THEIR KIDS.HOW SAD!!!

Posted at 12:59PM on Jul 17th 2008 by GINA

10. THIS LOOKS SOOOO FAKE ITS GETTING A BIT RIDICULOUS!

Posted at 1:02PM on Jul 17th 2008 by black power

11.
MILES up may be a vegetarian
who doesn't like vegetables.

does that mean she
doesn't like her father ?

because he seems to be a vegetable
from practically being brain dead......


Posted at 1:08PM on Jul 17th 2008 by carroll edward cole

12. He was a "nobody" until Hanna got the right publicity agent. She ain't all that but...the right person putting her name on everything you can think of. Billy Ray would never have been picked to host any show if not for her.

Posted at 1:12PM on Jul 17th 2008 by nanny

13. Looks like he wanted to get one of those tear drop tattoos, but some idiot put it in the wrong place.

Posted at 1:29PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Kay

14. Billy Ray is a TOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!! his only hit song, which by the way WASNT country it was indeed POP music, was 15 years ago and the song was just as retarded as his big toothed ugly daughter. I him and his duaghter are in a plane crash !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:41PM on Jul 17th 2008 by i hate hollywood

15. As far as Billy Ray having mustard on his face goes---BIG EFFING DEAL!!!!!!!!! I don't think there's a single person alive who's never had a bit of food on their face! Go hound A-Rod and Madonna, or Sienna Miller and HER married boyfriend, and leave Billy Ray alone! Furthermore, he isn't "riding his daughter's coattails". He is a very involved dad, plain and simple.

As far as Miley goes...my 7-and 5-year-old daughters love her, so I think she's great. That whole Vanity Fair cover was not her fault-------SHE IS A CHILD!!!!!! The photographer should not have taken such suggestive pictures of a 15-year-old. The internet photos, if they were even really Miley, were just a normal teenage girl fooling around. Get over it.

I think it is really low to say such nasty things about a child. How would you feel if someone was saying those things about your daughter? To trash Billy Ray is one thing, but have a little decency and leave his child alone. You are pathetic.

Posted at 1:54PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Amy

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