Speidi: The More You Hate the More We Make

We live in a world where Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can afford to buy a $12 million beach home in Malibu.

We didn't believe it when we saw the video of the couple we love to hate as they went house shopping yesterday in the Bu. They looked at two homes: the aforementioned $12 mil beach house (also for rent for $90k a month) and a 10,000 sq. ft. estate with an asking price of more than $15 mil.

So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they're "serious buyers," although he doesn't think they'll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they're "at least six months" out from being able to afford the bigger house.

How's that for closure.

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61. OMG..THese people are soooo fake in so many ways..THE whole video i could easily Mimic Heidi..like "OMG SPENCER" IT'S BEAUTIFUL, LIKE OMG", WE TOTally can't it but LETS PRETEND WE CAN, OMG" LIKE OK" OMG THEY'RE WATCHING UP. ( finger my hr) omg spencer.. OMFG..seriously these people are starting to seriously annoy me..i used to watch the hills along time ago..and now i just wanna throw hedi and spencer off the balcony..luckily for them it's not that far down..:-(

Posted at 8:29PM on Jul 24th 2008 by Jenny

62. If they have that kind of money than how come Heidi doesn't have an engagement ring? Spencer has said he didn't have the money to buy her ring and had to save for it..... This house hunting is a scam.

Posted at 9:21PM on Jul 24th 2008 by v

63. Someone needs to tell Heidi not to overact so much. No one uses such big gestures when they talk. Looked soooo fake.

Posted at 9:39PM on Jul 24th 2008 by Betty

64. I thought banks were in trouble and won't loan up to their eyeballs anymore?

There is not a chance in hell that they can afford anything on Carbon Beach. These clowns have made at most a couple million from the Hills. The real stars get paid around 50k to show up to clubs. These two are like customer repellent and might get to take home free cases of Red Bull.

Spencer's family probably does not have real dough. They are probably one of the Malibu families that has owned a 3rd tier beach house for 20 years and have little else in the way of brains or assets.

Perhaps Spencer would feel more comfortable with a condo in Marina del Rey or a home in the valley. In a few years, these two will be shopping for homes on a foreclosure tour bus after their show hits the skids and they realize that they are morons with no real work experience. Only then they will venture into "production", which will entail them meeting up with Hollywood wannabes at Peet's Coffee to discuss their "great ideas" for "reality tv show pilots".

The only way they step foot in this house again is if they are part of the catering staff at a wedding ther ein a few years.

Posted at 9:46PM on Jul 24th 2008 by Nonsense

65. They probably gave the realtor $50 to say that. As if someone who was actually planning to sell someone a multi-million dollar house would spoil it by talking to the press! Puhleaze! They cannot afford a $12 million house. TMZ, you seriously need to hire more intelligent people for your staff. The lowest level employee at the Weekly World News wouldn't even buy that one.

Posted at 9:56PM on Jul 24th 2008 by paul

66. 90K a month? That's as much of a waste as her FACE.

Posted at 10:44PM on Jul 24th 2008 by 2drk2fck

67. okay so they throw all their pennies, nickles, dimes and quarters together to pay for a $12 million house. Then what? Once their endorsement money runs out they will be forced to sell their house, if they can even get into it.

I must agree with many of you. Since their 15 minutes of shame is almost up and they don't have any REAL hollywood work i.e. movies, tv shows, then the money runs out too. That means no more money for mortgage, taxes (lets not even begin to think about how much taxes must be paid on a $12 million dollar home, annually.

This stunt is ridiculous!!!!!!

Posted at 10:48PM on Jul 24th 2008 by AliceInWonderland

68. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST SHOOT THESE TWO ALREADY and save us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their 15 minutes WAS SO OVER 2 years ago!!! PLEASE MAKE THEM GO THE HELL AWAY FOR GOOD and take Linda Hogan with ya!!!!!!!!!!

Please Heidi and Spencer, please just go away, please, please, please???

YOU MAKE US ALL SICK!!! I'm dry heaving now cuz I've barfed so much at the sight of you two talentless, mind numbingly BORING people!! GOOOOOOOOOOO AWAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:01PM on Jul 24th 2008 by Mookie

69. Everyone is just jealous because Hedi and Spencer are doing it, just like Dina Lohan is doing it up in her Centex Home. obviously these two lovers are much bigger stars then crazy Britney Spears who really needs to just move back in with her mom and sister and all the babies in Serinity, but why would Hedi and Spencer Montag want to spend their hard earned money when they could just live with Hedi's BFF/ WORLD SAVIOR CRISIS ADVERTER Paris, since Paris is never at home, she is always hoing it up in the clubs everyday. Anyone spending $50k a month in rent for a house needs to come back to real life.....THE HILLS!! if your spending more than $1000 a month in rent obviously you messed up somewhere...

Posted at 11:14PM on Jul 24th 2008 by Hedi&Spencie4EVER

70. She is totally posing! Even their kissing looks so fake! She stares at the camera then moves in for a kiss and OMG we love this house! WOW! Total Posers! Why do you give them this exposure? Their 15 minutes of fame is way expired!

Posted at 12:48AM on Jul 25th 2008 by Cara

71. GIVE ME A BREAK!! According to sites like IMDB and Variety and all of those, they each pulled about $500K PER SEASON for their little "faux reality" gigs. So if they both pooled their money, and lived under a bridge NOT EATING for 3 years, they still would be about NINE MILLION DOLLARS SHORT. And I hate to break it to all of the sensationalists out there, but they are NOT paid "$100K" to show up at clubs. Give me a BREAK.

Posted at 1:02AM on Jul 25th 2008 by STOP THE LIES

72. Heidi & Spencer are the American dream! Gotta love them.

Posted at 3:07AM on Jul 25th 2008 by celebustalker

73. These two make me want to vomit...someone please put them out of OUR misery.

Posted at 9:51PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Prinny

74. 3 months after buying the house it goes into foreclosures. Even if they had 3 million to put down the mortgage would be close to 100K a month for 30 years and add another 20K a month in property taxes. Getting drunk in clubs dont pay that much

Posted at 5:49AM on Jul 25th 2008 by stevefazek

75. Give it a year.If I ever met him,I'd beat the crap out of him.

Posted at 7:31AM on Jul 25th 2008 by johnnyradd19

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