1.
would LOVE to scramble either
of their eggs with my beater.......

Posted at 8:57PM on Aug 5th 2008 by john wayne gacy

2. They do that to your car for unpaid parking tickets.............lots of 'em.

Posted at 9:00PM on Aug 5th 2008 by JJ

3. can't make an omlette without crackin a few eggs. pretty low key caddie and of course it is black. sweet ride no doubt.

Posted at 9:04PM on Aug 5th 2008 by nedflanders

4. Lesbians like eating eggs, especially sucking them out of a uterus!

Posted at 9:05PM on Aug 5th 2008 by karen

5. It's HUEVOS not JUEVOS

Posted at 9:10PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Fina

6.
please, allow me to offer them both
some sausage with those eggs.......

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 5th 2008 by john wayne gacy

7. Do thay come in Crotch size?

Posted at 9:26PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Mik

8. Hats off to the parking police for finding her car.

Posted at 9:51PM on Aug 5th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

9. I say lick and let lick. It looks like somebody came on the car.

Posted at 9:51PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Glen

10. Dumb bitches will do ANYTHING for attention. Stupidass Lindsay has daddy issues, I understand that. What about the skank Samantha? Does she have a dad in her life?

Posted at 9:55PM on Aug 5th 2008 by kbabe

11. #7 -- good one!

So, now why did they boot it? Is there no parking on the street or something? All that money and she doesn't have a garage? And what kind of crap neighborhood is this that people throw eggs on your car???

Posted at 10:01PM on Aug 5th 2008 by HARDY-HAR-HAR

12. HUEVOS, not JUEVOS!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:26PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Diane

13. HUEVOS, not JUEVOS!!!!

Posted at 10:27PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Diane

14. That dumb selfish lesbo. Dont the fine people of Hollywood have enough trouble parking their cars without this stupid pig leaving her car on the street . You know the law says no more than three days without moving the car. Next time take a cab to Lindsays house or park your cadi in lindsays garage. You know garages are for cars not the street. Think of Lindsays gardner, pool guy, dog groomer,the UPS guy delivering dildos......Where are they guna park???Way down the street...Thats where...I hope TMZ gets some video of sam down at parking enforcement having to pay up....Then the poor bastard tow truck driver bent over showing his underware to the world...SAM and LINDSY are selfish

Posted at 10:30PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Lou Reed

15. Maybe she deserves the boot, but the eggs are just plain nasty.

Posted at 10:36PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Kay