It's safe to assume the pick-up line "I was Deuce Bigalow" probably got him nowhere.
Maybe she got some ass surgery with the help of the Jerry Lewis telethon......rockets for Israel.
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please that girl has a paris hilton ass. translation: she's flat as hell. any girl can look like she has an ass if she's half-naked. that's the point of bikinis. they make you look like you have something when you don't. when she wears jeans however her ass will disappear. her friend has a nasty ass too and needs to work out. it's sagging. the guys on this website must be ugly as hell and probably couldn't get any better
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHASHSHA WHY IS THAT FLAT ASS CHIC ON THE RIGHT TRYING TO STICK HER BOOTIE OUT LIKE THAT??? SHE LOOKS STUPID AND AWKWARD!! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
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