1. "but the pappers were the ones who got a great gift -- Lindsay Lohan, with Bitch Mode switched to "Off."

Ok now THAT was funny. More of THIS writer please :)

Posted at 11:29AM on Aug 8th 2008 by N

2. I hope she received a coupon for a spa treatment for her birthday. That girl needs to be hosed down. Filthy!

Posted at 11:39AM on Aug 8th 2008 by tkennedy

3. Love Lilo. Cute.

Posted at 11:46AM on Aug 8th 2008 by TWM

4. Love Lilo. Cute.

If by "cute" you mean rough & haggard looking then yeah I agree :)

Posted at 11:51AM on Aug 8th 2008 by N

5. Do you think the gun was "loaded" with vodka?

Posted at 11:59AM on Aug 8th 2008 by christine

6. Saw the pics Lindsay looked absolutely hot.This Sam woman has her bewitched or something?Hot and so happy.

Posted at 12:01PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Nate

7. how long do we think they will be together?

Posted at 12:05PM on Aug 8th 2008 by j

8. "Saw the pics Lindsay looked absolutely hot.This Sam woman has her bewitched or something?Hot and so happy"
said Samantha Ronson. (can't get nothing by me ;)

Posted at 12:10PM on Aug 8th 2008 by lol

9. that sam is an idiot

Posted at 12:29PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Kelly

10. These pappers are really messed up people, aren't they? Can you imagine living like they do? What sad, sorry lives they lead.

Posted at 2:16PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Cubs2008

11. Geez!! Why don't this guy, er, I mean girl(?) get a life. and by the way sweetheart. Stop trying to be a man. Wait!! That's not my job to tell you that. I'll wait until you have your talk with God. Let's just hope it isn't to late for you, lindsey, rosie, ellen, and others.

Posted at 3:48PM on Aug 8th 2008 by pncmsing

12. Comment Number 12.

Wait till god has his talk with you about being judgemental ya bible beating wh0re.

Thanx :)

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Boi2Cute2BStr8

13. To comment # 12 Jerry Falwell is dead stupid

Posted at 12:35PM on Aug 9th 2008 by daddy o

14. #12
was not judging.... they were making a comment about an observation....learn the difference......!!!!

Posted at 1:11PM on Aug 9th 2008 by daybreakga

15. #12 for you to make those types of comments means you are most likely in the closet.... you preach hate, but in reality you hate yourself because you are gay and can't accept it.... i'm gay and i'm hot as hell and i'm willing to bet if i saw you in person i wouldn't give you the time of day EVEN if you were "out".... i would bet that you are pudgy, balding, and annoying to be around.... all the hot str8 guys are cool with us gays because they have self confidence and are secure with themselves... all we can do is pray for you #12 when it's your turn to be judged and the only thing you can remember about the Bible, which is a book of love, accpetance, and forgiveness, and all you can talk about is hate....Good luck on that....

Posted at 4:03PM on Aug 9th 2008 by jake