Bongo Man Put Beat On Baby Momma

1. Wow, he sounds like he would be fun to be in labor with. :)

Posted at 11:14AM on Aug 10th 2008 by Kelli

2. 5150

Posted at 11:35AM on Aug 10th 2008 by Diane

3. And people say Tom Cruise is wacko...

Posted at 11:36AM on Aug 10th 2008 by sam

4. why is what he has to say important

Posted at 11:51AM on Aug 10th 2008 by whyisthatimportant

5. so he is trying to be supportive--at least he's involved as much as possible.

Posted at 12:05PM on Aug 10th 2008 by give me a break

6. What a jagoff

Posted at 2:34PM on Aug 10th 2008 by JAJ

7. Matthew is funny and I would imagine the baby mama would have let him know if the bongo beats were bothering her; Britney is "old same-o same-o" and hopefully has straightened up her act--she and crazo Parasite need to stay outta radar range for the next, say, 20 years.

Posted at 12:50PM on Aug 10th 2008 by Tricia

8. If I was in labor the last thing I would want to hear is a loud drum. I think Mc is a lunatic.

Posted at 1:38PM on Aug 10th 2008 by shon

9. A killer body and a goofball mentality-if I was his poor wife, he would have needed a proctologist to retrieve those bongos!

Posted at 2:09PM on Aug 10th 2008 by Mindy

10. He can play his bongos for me anytime, anywhere!

Posted at 2:13PM on Aug 10th 2008 by Kelli

11. THIS EGOMANIAC SEEMS TO THINK THE WHOLE WORLD GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT HAT HE SAYS AND WHAT HE DOES. NEXT HE'LL BE LETTNG US KNOW HOW HIS BOWELS ARE COMING ALONG, AND YOU AT TMZ PLAY RIGHT INTO HIS GREASY HANDS. ARE YOU PEOPLE HIS PERSONAL PUBLICITY AGENTS?

Posted at 2:18PM on Aug 10th 2008 by Brother Harold, S.J.

12. This guy makes me sick. There's something definitely not right in his head and yet TMZ worships everything he does. Why? He doesn't bathe, he's an uneducated clown who's so full of himself and yet he found someone to procreate with -- how scary is that? He'd be pulling his ba!!s out of those bongos. And as for the placenta tree? That's nothing new so why is TMZ making such a big deal out of it? Keith Carradine and Barbara Hershey did that 40 years ago with their son's afterbirth -- it was "hippie cool" back then. It's just McConnaughey weird now.

Posted at 2:33PM on Aug 10th 2008 by Ya Think

13. Its a good thing he's hot

Posted at 2:40PM on Aug 10th 2008 by Jen

14. ok, this guy is a little to much of a tree hugger for me, but seems like he is incredibly sensitive ! he must be one incredible lover!

Posted at 3:02PM on Aug 10th 2008 by NIX THE BONGOS !

15. Cool beans bro see at third point! Where is all the hatred comming from? Must be from you kooks who live away from the ocean. I made a comment yesterday about G Bush and this sagging economy, ya as one of the produdction companies site coordinators we are making less $ but really haters what is the hatred. Matt is one of the most mellow humble guys you will meet. Come on out to the coast, quit hating. Oh when we say we are sucking, I mean we all made high six figures as oppossed to sevens the previous years. I think we all we do just fine, not quite ready to bag groceries with the haters at Wal Mart.

Posted at 3:07PM on Aug 10th 2008 by surfs up!